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Quote from skittles
I'm not sure if you guys know this... (more Japanese game shows: )
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Silent Library😀
LOL, They are such gluttons for punishment.
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Quote from Israfel
rofl, as for the boobies, they certainly do look like they follow that trend
its not a joke i would say though, lol. too long and a bit overboard
lol the boobies are true but not the other one? 🤣
I just find these sort of jokes amusing... (I'm not a misandrist). 😀
good question...i don't know XD but it fits the first one so far: mighty and hard
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Quote from Israfel
rofl, as for the boobies, they certainly do look like they follow that trend
its not a joke i would say though, lol. too long and a bit overboard
lol the boobies are true but not the other one? 🤣
I just find these sort of jokes amusing... (I'm not a misandrist). 😀
good question...i don't know XD but it fits the first one so far: mighty and hard
Wooden branch... would not that be... always like... petrified? >.<
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And now to keep the MU police from moving this thread....here's a innocent joke to cover things up.....
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Quote from amaranthine
Might be offensive, sort of sexist.
The Family is sitting at the dinner table:
Son asks his father, " Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifties, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says,
"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree??""Yes dear.......
Dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."
I though a "willy" was when you get your finger wet and stick it in someones ear.?
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Quote from fjgs19
Quote from Nelo_Neko
Great Video Nelo_Neko (n_n) 🤣
(Except the Ending)
LOL...did someone walk in on you on that last frame?!!
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[url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=rC0Nsba1fWQ]Is your job like this? [/url] 😛
Great Video Nelo_Neko (n_n) 🤣
(Except the Ending)
LOL...did someone walk in on you on that last frame?!!
No, they didn't (n_n)
18 years ago
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Quote from Nelo_Neko
and thats why i could never do an office job.
(i go bonkers even for editing hours)
the best security guard, EVER.
18 years ago
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Quote from Nelo_Neko
It was cool except when it gets to the end, very uncomfortable 😐
Time is life,
If you lose time,
You waste life.
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iight, got two jokes here...enjoy, or not XD
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
"Rule No. 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule No. 2 is, it's all small stuff." - Robert Eliot, Writer
"Oh boy, here we go...again." - Israfel
I'm getting too old....
