You know how sometimes you'll pass someone on the street and hear a line of their conversation out of context that's rather intriguing?
Well, what's the most amusing/awkward/questionable thing you've heard in such a situation?

Mine is probably either:
"You know, I really wish I didn't just trip over that homeless guy. That was kind of rude..."
Or just simply:
"Dude, seriously, I think I might have herpes."
🤣

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...With this alone, I have gone too far. 😐

"No, I think she was pregnant with a pig, not with a kangaroo."
Then I proceeded with my tasks.

"Seriously, I think that was a red booger."
"I wish I was Batman..."
"Holy s*** did you see that nose, wonder why she don't hide it!"
Guy on phone- "Buy the nice frilly ones with a tail on the end..."

If this was in +18, I'd add the other good ones, these were PG. 😉

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Sssh, I stole this from facebook:

Jersey girl #1: Oh my god, hot nuts! I have to have them! Almonds, please.
Jersey girl #2: Oh my god, Andrea! We're supposed to have dinner in, like, three hours!
Jersey girl #1: You don't understand, Lisa. I need hot nuts now.
--65th & Broadway

"where are your man-purses?" -passing by a male customer asking a sales clerk at Target.

Different situation, but similar reaction. I was on the train with a friend, and was talking to my mom on the phone about how the cat was sick earlier. I said something like, "She went under my bed to throw up," and my friend, contextless, choked on her drink. She eventually clears her pipes and goes, "Man, if I didn't know you had cats... 🤣 "

Hee.

"Dude, I'm telling you, the grass on this side is greener."

First I stopped to appreciate the fact that I found two people who can actually argue over something like this.
Then, I went about my business, because they were idiots.

Another one was...

"Where'd you get the money for that watch, you lyin Motha FKER! GIVE ME MY CHILD SUPPORT!!!**"

😲
I walked away, fast.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and I didn't want to be a witness.

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

Well me and a friend were sitting at a train station when 2 shirtless wogs(it was a reallly hot day) walked past and were talking, then one of them reaches into a public phone and takes out 20 cents and proceeds to yell at the other guy as loud as he could : "SEE I FKN TOLD U I FOUND 20 CENTS SEE SEE YOU CKSUCKER I F**KN TOLD YOU" in the most disapporiving tone because his friend didnt believe that he could find any money in public phones... this proceeded for about another 30 seconds while me and a friend were pissing ourselves laughing and they kinda looked at us and tried to stare us down, but they were like 15 year old kids and alot smaller than me when i stood up and intimidated them away... i had a VERY good laugh about that for a while.

"I have a stick!"
made me laugh 🤣 i think he was talking about that he had a car with stick shift too 🤣

I just heard one yesterday when I was in the train. 🤣

Guy 1- "Dude, I was on the toilet yesterday and I just thought of something..."
Guy 2- "What?"..."Wait what were you doing there?"
Guy1- "What else do you do on the toilet...yo I was thinking, you see when you read the back of those container s*** and they say all the s*** in the stuff like Vegetable Oil?"
Guy 2- "Okay..."
Guy 1- "Yo, what about Baby oil?! You think they use real babies, and had them work in factories and s*** and just take their sweat?"
Guy 2- faceplam

🤣 It was hilarious cause Guy 1 was one of those guys that speaks really loud without a care in the world, so every passenger heard him and I saw some sigh. But you know it does get you thinking... 🤣

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two guys...
"When did you have your last good shit?"
"Wtf? Where did that come from?"

"My mum won't let me touch the meat."

"And it exploded ALMOST all over my keyboard, but I got it away just in time."

Person A "WHY GOD?! WHY?!"
Person B "What did you do last night, burn down a church?"
Person A "No wait, yes I did, but IT WAS A GAME!"

I just heard another one yesterday. I was passing by these two girls and one of them was quite happily cabbage-patching while singing this little gem:

"She wants my peeenis, she wants my peeenis! 😀 "
Needless to say, I was confused.

...I'm beginning to think maybe this thread should be moved to the 18+ forum. Considering that oddity = lewdness 50% of the time. 🤨

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...With this alone, I have gone too far. 😐

"I am crazy, I know"
"Yeah, lots of crazies in here"
"I know. In here I'm crazy but I'm normal"
"Maybe you're normal incrazy scale, percentage wise"
🤣

I feel like laughing. What's these people talking about?

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...I'm beginning to think maybe this thread should be moved to the 18+ forum. Considering that oddity = lewdness 50% of the time. 🤨

Ah, yes true. I would have added more snippets.

Here's one: AT the park
Guy 1- "Do you see it, it's hanging really low...it's painful man."
Guy 2- "I see it, but damn it's so tight, my hands won't fit, bend over..."

o__o

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