Quote from LunaMay

Here's one: AT the park
Guy 1- "Do you see it, it's hanging really low...it's painful man."
Guy 2- "I see it, but damn it's so tight, my hands won't fit, bend over..."

o__o

...O.O

I can't even begin to try and figure out what they were really talking about.
The most contextual thing I can think of is involving a swingset?... Maybe? 😕

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...With this alone, I have gone too far. 😐

I was walking on the beach, and these two girls going in the opposite direction passed by, and the part of the conversation I caught was: "...And then all the blood spilled out, and I grabbed the book and my scrunchy..."

O-o

Here's an old one I just remembered from a midterm jury last semester. A guest architect was critiquing another group of students:

**"These shafts are totally doable." **

While he was making an up and down sort of a stroke with his hand. XD

To clarify, he meant that the placement of the elevators were fine, the girls were doing some sort of wacky design/materiality choices. I totally knew what he was talking about, but to a passerby it may sound strange.

Hehe I couldn't stop laughing after a conversation between guys I know.

Both guys were just sitting there drinking their beverage untill the first guy tries to tell him something he did yesterday. While explaining the second guy just suddenly interupts him by barking like a dog loudly in his face. After that he just looks back forward as if nothing happened 😀

Not just bypassers but everone taking part of the conversation was just like WTF!?

Dude1: silent
Dude2: silent
Dude1: Hey, you know yesterday I went to clean up tho..
Dude2: WREF WREF
Dude1: stare
Dude2: silent

ps: 'WREF' comes close to the sound he made. Some sorta high-pitched poedel I assume xD

This one was totally weird! I walked by a store and heard this, so I didn't really see the people talking.

Dude 1: Oh wow! Its so small! Are you sure you want it? You'll have to pay a lot...
Dude 2: I don't care! I've been waiting for this. Stick it in right now!
Dude 1: Ok, man...

O_Ov I wish I could remember what store I walked by!!! XD

life is a game... and i don't wanna win if i can't play by my rules!

Quote from u:tro

"I have a stick!"
made me laugh 🤣 i think he was talking about that he had a car with stick shift too 🤣

I did something like that once. I was driving with some friends in the car and was still learning how to drive a stick-shift. I killed the car and frustrated, just yelled "I don't do sticks!" interupting the conversation going on around me. The windows were open and the school parking lot was crowded with people trying to get out...several days later, I heard a rumor about me being a lesbian. Didn't even notice the akward silence in the car until one of my friends said tentatively "You mean, you don't drive stick-shifts? Cause otherwise, someone needs to have a talk with your boyfriend."

I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

I was waiting to get picked up from school one day when my friends started up a conversation

Guy 1: Huh? You're still here?
Guy 2: Yeah, I need a ride to the hospital.
Guy 1: I can arrange that.

Upon further reflection, I realized that Guy 2's dad worked at the hospital 😁

Lalala~

Sitting on a bench, and a woman walks past with a dog behind her.

"Come on Pussy. Hurry up"

😐

poor dog 🤣

Just thought of some more!

"My hickey's gone..." - Random lady at party

"I've got a plank out back, but you don't have to walk it." -Man dressed like a pirate

"Was she pregnant?!" -Random woman shouting to her friend

"mine's so short, what the hell?"
"yeah, mine's way longer"
"how the hell is it so short?"

The first one is
"I saw a head, that doesn't mean anything."
I have no idea what he was talking about, and
"cut off it's arms, it will work better"
I think it was a teacher in art, discussing someone's project, it was a dress design I think.

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two girls talking:
"Well, mine are bigger than yours and I don't have to wait for them to swing around."

I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

probably the weirdest was:
guy 1:"dude dont lie you know your fine!" (yes it was a guy who said this but he was pretty hott ;D) lol
guy 2: yeaaa i guess i am smirk
guy 1: in a mocking tone your such a doll!" um i mean WTF?!
i just stood there like WTH an then guy 1 notices i guess cuz hes all like "oh look dude we're being stared at!" laughs" no sh*t, they were practically yelling while saying that. like 50 ppl just stopped an stared 🤣 Awkwarddd 🙄

"Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived."- Dalai lama

"i keep telling him its just an infection, I'm not pregnant."

"SHE GOT AIDS!!! She got herpes in her PUSSY-HOLE!"

Sorry if that was innapropriate, but that was seriously the funniest thing I've ever heard yelled in a high school hallway!

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