Funniest conversation snippet you've heard in passing

15 years ago
Posts: 2275
Quote from BoxBox
Quote from StarlightDreams
"NO! I want to squeeze it!"
"I want it!"
"How long is it?"
"8 inches?"
"It's so squishy!"😐
They were talking about one of those squishy toys...what it's called...
A sausage? A winer? A banana? Penis?
ewww. that's disgusting.
Probably Water Snake... or The Wiggler
[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

15 years ago
Posts: 1591
"oh its the kinky professor!"
thats what i heard.... not sure if its correct... but i laughed so hard in the middle of the library... btw it was the librarian that said that.
As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

15 years ago
Posts: 838
From a girl at work 😛
....sometimes being a girl just RULZ/SUCKS!
loving/hating a guy
mentaly insulting/adoring your co-workers
confusing love/frienship
feeling sad/ happy
looking at a mirror, staring at a cow/princess
appering in front of that special boy as a sweettie/ bitch
indulging/punishing yourself with an apple/ chocolate ice cream, unhealthy snacks, fast food...
staring at the cellphone, hoping for at least a stupid/ beautiful SMS
wondering what should /should've/could /could've happen
jelous/really happy about that friend's luck
Because we're so fucking / gracefully hormonal, and we freaking love/hate it!
Thats what makes girls interesting XD we boys love u girls <3 never change 😛
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15 years ago
Posts: 1000
Those are called water snakes! =D
They're totally not suggestive! =D