All I could think of while reading this thread was an old MacHall comic.

"... Yeah, so, it wasn't till I took two in the ass that I realized, 'This just isn't for me.' But, by then it was too late to pull out."

http://machall.com/view.php?date=2004-05-03

I was working in the register of a supermarket once and there was this mother with a daughter (the daughter about... say 5 or 6 yrs old). They were reading the headlines of the evening newspapers. The main headline was about how a famous Swedish singer had been caught by the cops for drunk driving or speeding I think.The girl looks at the headline and then shrugs:

"Well, her singing is bad."

Kids say they darndest things...

"I'm up for anything... as long as it involves handcuffs"

“It's never too late for stalking.â€

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... and if you notice, when the condom is the correct way when ready to be rolled onto the penis, it looks like a Mexican hat. oyu know-a sombrero. see, the receptacle tip is the top of the hat and the part that gets rolled down is the brim...

this was the sex ed teacher going on about the use of condoms. i was visiting a middle school the other day to work with some kids and i heard this from the classroom next door. i couldn't concentrate on what i was supposed to be doing.

I woz in mcdonalds this 1 time theres this family behind my table and the little girl asks her sister "whats a bl*wjob cause i heard u were going 2 give ur boyfriend one" the sister turned red I was laughing so hard when i got out

Falling into the darkness would actually do me good.Spending eternity dreaming and wandering

"high class whore"
"yeah... we should hire high class whore. The one in the street"

wth? Where's that coming from and both guys talked really loudly like there's no one besides them 🤢

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"my sister gives great head"

Do I still have time to grow?

Between two uber-masculine guido jocks:

"I don't want a lot of kids, okay?"
"But how come?"
"I only want you!"

After a moment I realized they were talking about inviting people to one's house, but to be honest that doesn't make it much better.

between two very confused (and stupid) high school librarians:

"what is that?"
"i think it might be a male genitalia"
"who would draw that here? Linda! there is a HUGE disgusting penis on the table!

turns out it was just a little penis drawing on a table. way to flip out. she was really loud

I was passing by a group of girls when I heard "I LOVE f***ing horses!"

[img]http://i.imgur.com/OkzQ4.png[/img]

I was in my sisters car with her an her 2 6 an 8 year old daughters when we hear from the backseat

Younger: that's mine don't touch it!
Older: shut up i'm gonna pop your cherry.
Younger:whats a cherry?
Mother: 😲 would you care to explain that to me too.

😐 

'I wish we did not make her drunk'.

"I tell you, my ass has never been the same after that night." this was said by a guy, a very good-looking guy. I had to literally stop. Turn around. Turn back around and walk away quickly. I eventually burst out in laughter. I'm a fujoshi, this kind of stuff makes me think 🤣

"Ever since Puckers licked me there I've had this terrible rash." I assumed that her dog was called Puckers. I really hope it was her dog...I don't know what to think anymore.

1. "Hey, did you wash your face? You have so much eyewax."

2. "Let's go into the bathroom and play some Guitar Hero."

^ crazy fools. I think they said by the same stranger in passing.

mine was: "I CAN'T DO IT! ITS TO FUCKING HARD. "
so I said: that what she said

Man did I laugh talk about LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL ROFLMAO all the way to the bank. god damn that made my day

yes I know very childish

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Gay book discussion thread

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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

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I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.