Funniest conversation snippet you've heard in passing
16 years ago
Posts: 378
It was actually the other way around for me. I was talking to my brother about my friend, whom we call the "rapist" since his face looks like a, well a rapist. So where talking and some clerk just hears:
"...you know my friend the rapist? Yeah, he said hes coming over soon."
The store clerk just stood there staring at us wide eyed.
Was quite funny =D
16 years ago
Posts: 1668
Warn: Banned
Quote from Regnak
It was actually the other way around for me. I was talking to my brother about my friend, whom we call the "rapist" since his face looks like a, well a rapist. So where talking and some clerk just hears:
"...you know my friend the rapist? Yeah, he said hes coming over soon."
The store clerk just stood there staring at us wide eyed.
Was quite funny =D
you know what a rapist usually looks like? What do rapists usually look like
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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic
Quote from Toto
I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.
16 years ago
Posts: 2275
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Quote from Regnak
It was actually the other way around for me. I was talking to my brother about my friend, whom we call the "rapist" since his face looks like a, well a rapist. So where talking and some clerk just hears:
"...you know my friend the rapist? Yeah, he said hes coming over soon."
The store clerk just stood there staring at us wide eyed.
Was quite funny =Dyou know what a rapist usually looks like? What do rapists usually look like
Probably someone that wears those large 70s style sunglasses, has a van w/ black or no windows, has curly hair that looks like a bad perm, and a beard that he refers to as his flavor saver....
Oh, wait... that's just my friend.
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16 years ago
Posts: 1668
Warn: Banned
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Quote from BoxBox
Quote from Regnak
It was actually the other way around for me. I was talking to my brother about my friend, whom we call the "rapist" since his face looks like a, well a rapist. So where talking and some clerk just hears:
"...you know my friend the rapist? Yeah, he said hes coming over soon."
The store clerk just stood there staring at us wide eyed.
Was quite funny =Dyou know what a rapist usually looks like? What do rapists usually look like
Probably someone that wears those large 70s style sunglasses, has a van w/ black or no windows, has curly hair that looks like a bad perm, and a beard that he refers to as his flavor saver....
Oh, wait... that's just my friend.
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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic
Quote from Toto
I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.
16 years ago
Posts: 310
It's the opposite, but I was at a party with my friend (both female) and we were just bored and joking around with each other. When I said "I'm only here cause I want to f*** you tonight" in a super serious voice, the girl in front of us turned around and stared at me looking kind of surprised and the just said "It's ok, I don't judge" and walked away.
15 years ago
Posts: 1591
I was walking to my bus stop and this girl was talking on the phone..
"if it's herpes than I don't want it!"
....WTF XD
As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...
15 years ago
Posts: 560
Not really mine, but it's funny to but from my dad's POV.
My sister(talking to me): "What? Herpes? Herpes?! You—"
The look on his face was priceless. I could only imagine what came across his mind..
15 years ago
Posts: 672
"You okay?"
"Nah, my balls are on fire for some reason. Hurts like hell..."
What...The...F***.
And this was out in public too. LOL. 🤣
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15 years ago
Posts: 58
Group of guys talking, one guy talking louder than the rest
"I'm so good i should be illegal"
They were wearing basketball uniforms so I guess they're talking about the game.
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Member15 years ago
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"I'd have one in each hand and one in my mouth!"
(convo about a fight xD)
15 years ago
Posts: 1354
Overheard this conversation on a bus to university like 2 years ago, never forgot it, it's pure gold.
Two guys, obviously friends, sitting next to each other:
Guy#1: "Why do people keep saying that? I'm not gay. I mean, I'm as gay as the next guy."
Guy#2 (I.E. "THE NEXT GUY," SITTING NEXT TO HIM): "..."
Guy#1 (weakly): Oh shit.
🤣
15 years ago
Posts: 310
"Yeah, Vin Diesel played Rosa Parks"
It was sarcastic (I think) but it was so random to hear. 🤣
15 years ago
Posts: 458
A girl to another girl- "I think you seriously messed up my ovaries"
This other girl to a guy- "Are you serious!? She's way too short too hump"
The weirdest thing was that this was during P.E. and they were both girls in my class
15 years ago
Posts: 3888
"NO! I want to squeeze it!"
"I want it!"
"How long is it?"
"8 inches?"
"It's so squishy!"
😐
They were talking about one of those squishy toys...what it's called...
♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ
15 years ago
Posts: 1668
Warn: Banned
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"NO! I want to squeeze it!"
"I want it!"
"How long is it?"
"8 inches?"
"It's so squishy!"😐They were talking about one of those squishy toys...what it's called...
A sausage? A winer? A banana? Penis?
ewww. that's disgusting.
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this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic
Quote from Toto
I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.
