I squashed my private place (for males)

17 years ago
Posts: 2342
Quote from aurorae
Quote from NightSwan
O_o
That's a strange thing to think about...
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Never knew something like this could happen... Good thing I have nothing to squash down there.I've heard boys complaining about it already O_o
Yeah, good thing I have nothing to squash either...
lol...funny why we girls are posting here 🤣
There just trying to sound like there big. The story goes if you can cross your legs, not just putting a leg on top of the other, teeny man you are. 🤣
Seroulsy (though I don't know serious this topic can be) I don't cross my legs like that, I do it the manly way. 😃

17 years ago
Posts: 1901
Quote from KennEH!
Quote from aurorae
Quote from NightSwan
O_o
That's a strange thing to think about...
.
Never knew something like this could happen... Good thing I have nothing to squash down there.I've heard boys complaining about it already O_o
Yeah, good thing I have nothing to squash either...
lol...funny why we girls are posting here 🤣
There just trying to sound like there big. The story goes if you can cross your legs, not just putting a leg on top of the other, teeny man you are. 🤣
Seroulsy (though I don't know serious this topic can be) I don't cross my legs like that, I do it the manly way. 😃
Yeah, I don't think even I cross my legs like that. I always do it like ankle on the knee way.
Pfft, you guys are girlier than me. 🤣

17 years ago
Posts: 4917
But I never said or agreed that i was crossing my legs when it happened...
Never.
My stuff gets in the way alot... but they always have the right-of-way. 🙄
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Quote from KennEH!
Quote from aurorae
Quote from NightSwan
O_o
That's a strange thing to think about...
.
Never knew something like this could happen... Good thing I have nothing to squash down there.I've heard boys complaining about it already O_o
Yeah, good thing I have nothing to squash either...
lol...funny why we girls are posting here 🤣
There just trying to sound like there big. The story goes if you can cross your legs, not just putting a leg on top of the other, teeny man you are. 🤣
Seroulsy (though I don't know serious this topic can be) I don't cross my legs like that, I do it the manly way. 😃
Well, imagine youre chilling on(or under? dont remember -btw im not english-) the porch, on a chair, and you have your legs extended onto another: now to feel comfy youll cross your legs and...crock! Strike One! 🤣 One ball out, one remaining rofl
It happened to me once or twice, just like i described above meh
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17 years ago
Posts: 92
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Quote from KennEH!
Quote from aurorae
[quote=NightSwan]O_o
That's a strange thing to think about...
.
Never knew something like this could happen... Good thing I have nothing to squash down there.I've heard boys complaining about it already O_o
Yeah, good thing I have nothing to squash either...
lol...funny why we girls are posting here 🤣
There just trying to sound like there big. The story goes if you can cross your legs, not just putting a leg on top of the other, teeny man you are. 🤣
Seroulsy (though I don't know serious this topic can be) I don't cross my legs like that, I do it the manly way. 😃
Yeah, I don't think even I cross my legs like that. I always do it like ankle on the knee way.
Pfft, you guys are girlier than me. 🤣 [/quote]
It is more comfy the girly way 😛
and if your sitting next to someone you dont wanna leave a foot print on this persons leg

17 years ago
Posts: 205
hahahaha, this thread is so funny! 🤣 🤣 🤣 *** trying to imagine how stuff could be squashed in a male!*** 😲 man I am curious to hear more stories from our gents. come on! 😀 😛
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17 years ago
Posts: 3380
Quite a bit actually, but never when I'm trying to sit down O_O
Some of them are:
-Breaking too fast when riding a bicycle and having the handle bars in a close meeting with the family jewels.
-Got bullied. I was held back while the dude kicked me there HARD.
-Playing tennis...happens quite a bit while playing tennis actually >_>
-Playing soccer
and much much more~
But fret not, they're still working 😉 Ohohohhoho~

17 years ago
Posts: 4917
Quote from kaerfehtdeelb
never by sitting, I am usually a target of nut checks...
Another reason i do not miss school.
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Quote from kaerfehtdeelb
never by sitting, I am usually a target of nut checks...
Another reason i do not miss school.
It happens alot less now though from about once a week to once a month.

17 years ago
Posts: 2342
Quote from LillithGloria
hahahaha, this thread is so funny! 🤣 🤣 🤣 *** trying to imagine how stuff could be squashed in a male!*** 😲 man I am curious to hear more stories from our gents. come on! 😀 😛
Get a boyfriend, then you can see first hand!

17 years ago
Posts: 205
Quote from KennEH!
Quote from LillithGloria
hahahaha, this thread is so funny! 🤣 🤣 🤣 *** trying to imagine how stuff could be [i]squashed[/i] in a male!*** 😲 man I am curious to hear more stories from our gents. come on! 😀 😛
Get a boyfriend, then you can see first hand!
aww, what a tempting suggestion! 🤣 🤣 🤣
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17 years ago
Posts: 2172
Quote from LillithGloria
Quote from KennEH!
Quote from LillithGloria
hahahaha, this thread is so funny! 🤣 🤣 🤣 [b] trying to imagine how stuff could be [i]squashed[/i] in a male![/b] 😲 man I am curious to hear more stories from our gents. come on! 😀 😛
Get a boyfriend, then you can see first hand!
aww, what a tempting suggestion! 🤣 🤣 🤣
but i did have a bf but still didn't see that happening 😕

17 years ago
Posts: 4030
Quote from kaerfehtdeelb
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Quote from kaerfehtdeelb
never by sitting, I am usually a target of nut checks...
Another reason i do not miss school.
It happens alot less now though from about once a week to once a month.
Nut checks?
Like other people grabbing it? O_O For what?
😲 It's sexual harassment!