I squashed my private place (for males)

17 years ago
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Sometimes there's punching.
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17 years ago
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[quote=LillithGloria]hahahaha, this thread is so funny! 🤣 🤣 🤣 [b] trying to imagine how stuff could be [i]squashed[/i] in a male![/b] 😲 man I am curious to hear more stories from our gents. come on! 😀 😛
Get a boyfriend, then you can see first hand!
aww, what a tempting suggestion! 🤣 🤣 🤣
but i did have a bf but still didn't see that happening 😕 [/quote]
same here. my guy didn't let me to see it either. 😔 once I tried to seduce him and make him show some stuff but his acting shy made me feel so uneasy. lol, I am a romantic type and his reaction hurt my feeling I guess. I was like: "damn, man, it is not like I want to rape you! 😕 what the heck... 🙄 "
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[quote=kaerfehtdeelb]never by sitting, I am usually a target of nut checks...
Another reason i do not miss school.
It happens alot less now though from about once a week to once a month.
Nut checks?
Like other people grabbing it? O_O For what?
😲 It's sexual harassment! [/quote]
a quick punch, slap, or kick

17 years ago
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invading on topic though female
Sounds like it must hurt 😲
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17 years ago
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[quote=kaerfehtdeelb]never by sitting, I am usually a target of nut checks...
Another reason i do not miss school.
It happens alot less now though from about once a week to once a month.
Nut checks?
Like other people grabbing it? O_O For what?
😲 It's sexual harassment! [/quote]
To check if you have them... 🤣
Otherwise... well.
Ow, I thought you were talking about actual medical nut checks. 🤣
Had them at 10, 12 and 14. O__O
They take some beads that range from
small to big, and check the sizes of them!
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What the hell are you talking about?
Hitting nuts by sitting?
Well, I've kicked my own nuts, so I guess
things happen...

17 years ago
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Yeah this one was a classic at my high school. "What's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok." which is quickly followed by a punch in the nuts.

17 years ago
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Yeah this one was a classic at my high school. "What's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok." which is quickly followed by a punch in the nuts.
but that is just stupid... sighs... guys... 🙄

17 years ago
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[quote=thezombieking][quote=kaerfehtdeelb]never by sitting, I am usually a target of nut checks...
Another reason i do not miss school.
It happens alot less now though from about once a week to once a month.
Nut checks?
Like other people grabbing it? O_O For what?
😲 It's sexual harassment! [/quote]
a quick punch, slap, or kick[/quote]
In my elementary school it was plain grabbing... done by girls 😲 In high school it didn't happened
I did squashed my private place whille sitting... but it was because my pants were too tight... so it was actually the pants the squasher... The same pants once squashed me whille walking... it was awfull, I couldn't stop, but it hurt whille walking 🤢
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The same pants once squashed me whille walking... it was awfull, I couldn't stop, but it hurt whille walking 🤢
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17 years ago
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Ow, I thought you were talking about actual medical nut checks. 🤣
Had them at 10, 12 and 14. O__O
They take some beads that range from
small to big, and check the sizes of them!
You had your nuts checked?
Somehow that seems so wrong... Done to you that is...
I loled here.
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You had your nuts checked?
Somehow that seems so wrong... Done to you that is...I loled here.
Along with all of the schools in Belgium...
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Ow, I thought you were talking about actual medical nut checks. 🤣
Had them at 10, 12 and 14. O__O
They take some beads that range from
small to big, and check the sizes of them!
Mmm i dont think the 2 times after age 10 were due to medical standard measures...2 cases:
- it was a priest who performed the check... 😔
- it was MICHAEL JACKSON 🤣
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[quote=thezombieking][quote=kaerfehtdeelb]never by sitting, I am usually a target of nut checks...
Another reason i do not miss school.
It happens alot less now though from about once a week to once a month.
Nut checks?
Like other people grabbing it? O_O For what?
😲 It's sexual harassment! [/quote]
a quick punch, slap, or roundhouse kick[/quote]
Hey at least he doesnt have Chuck Norris as classmate...
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17 years ago
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Quote from Dr. Love
Ow, I thought you were talking about actual medical nut checks. 🤣
Had them at 10, 12 and 14. O__O
They take some beads that range from
small to big, and check the sizes of them!
your joking?
they size your nuts? lol 😀
I had my nuts checked when i was 7
and when i was 17(test for the army)
done by an old doctor
he had cold hands 🙁