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16 years ago
Posts: 1138
Quote from Hermit-chan
Well my brother told me his story of how his p*nis was bitten by an ant! 😲
I dunno how the h*ll that naughty ant came from but he said it felt "sharp" when it bit his "thing"!! That happened when my brother was nine.
I just can't see how an ant bite can be felt there. They're so small! Unless it was mutated... 🤣
Quote from shade449
Me and my friends actually had an ongoing "game" where we would just randomly try and hit each other in the balls. This went on the entire senior year of high school. We got each other good a few times, causing much hilarity among the guys and much eye rolling and confusion among the girls
Sigh guys and their games. If I was a guy I sure as hell wouldn't play those type of games...they seem dangerous. I'd probably make little helmets to prevent any kind of pain. That's right I just gave all you guys a brilliant idea, now use it well!

16 years ago
Posts: 4917
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Quote from Hermit-chan
Well my brother told me his story of how his p*nis was bitten by an ant! 😲
I dunno how the h*ll that naughty ant came from but he said it felt "sharp" when it bit his "thing"!! That happened when my brother was nine.
I just can't see how an ant bite can be felt there. They're so small! Unless it was mutated... 🤣
Never been bitten by a red ant?
btw, as far as those games go, i still don't understand em...but i was a victim of quite a few of those strikes.

16 years ago
Posts: 35
thatd probably reeli hurt, n ive just bin kiked there b4
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There is nothing more painful.
I was kicked once when I was 9 by a bully, years older than me.
Totally unexpected too. Very mean, even more painful as it was no joke kick, but full force.
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Quote from shade449
Me and my friends actually had an ongoing "game" where we would just randomly try and hit each other in the balls. This went on the entire senior year of high school. We got each other good a few times, causing much hilarity among the guys and much eye rolling and confusion among the girls
Sigh guys and their games. If I was a guy I sure as hell wouldn't play those type of games...they seem dangerous. I'd probably make little helmets to prevent any kind of pain. That's right I just gave all you guys a brilliant idea, now use it well!
Sorry to ruin your multi-million dollar scheme, but those "little helmets" already exist. They are know as a groin cup, box, etc.

16 years ago
Posts: 1138
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Quote from shade449
Me and my friends actually had an ongoing "game" where we would just randomly try and hit each other in the balls. This went on the entire senior year of high school. We got each other good a few times, causing much hilarity among the guys and much eye rolling and confusion among the girls
Sigh guys and their games. If I was a guy I sure as hell wouldn't play those type of games...they seem dangerous. I'd probably make little helmets to prevent any kind of pain. That's right I just gave all you guys a brilliant idea, now use it well!
Sorry to ruin your multi-million dollar scheme, but those "little helmets" already exist. They are know as a groin cup, box, etc.
Wait to burst my bubble~ 😛
I'm assuming it's more painful when your kicked/hit when your younger right? Since you're still maturing and all.

16 years ago
Posts: 163
yea its happened to me, not only does it hurt but you end up thinking "WHY THE F**K DID I DO THAT" real pride breaker. "why are you hunched over like that"
"cough i sat down wrong urrgh"
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Wait to burst my bubble~ 😛
I'm assuming it's more painful when your kicked/hit when your younger right? Since you're still maturing and all.
I'd recon it is always as painful.
I just wanted to point out that it is especially bad when someone stronger than you kicks you for real.
But yeah, don't do it unless you really hate the person and they deserve it, because it's the worst.

16 years ago
Posts: 1444
oh...that happened in our gym class while playing volleyball!! i served the ball but it bounced back and hurt my classmate's "thing"...im really sorry but i laughed at him...really hard... he even tried to chase me but he just tripped...unlucky bastard... fufufufufufu... 🤣
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16 years ago
Posts: 94
Used to happen to me a lot when I was going through puberty. It took a couple of years, but I've learned how to subtly "adjust" myself so that I can sit in pretty much any position I want. And yes, that even means the girly leg cross. I has skillz. 😃
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16 years ago
Posts: 1145
Nope, never happened being that I am not a guy. But I feel sympathy for all the male junk out there... it sometimes (hopefully on accident) takes a beating and sometimes is neglected.
Poor boys.
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