I squashed my private place (for males)

16 years ago
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Usually for regular doctors check-ups they feel to ake sure there is nothing abnormal, so it is not just a size check haha

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🤣 I just had to comment here. Funniest thread ever! 🤣
And I thought ever school checked girls breast as well. It involves gloves, gel and styrofoam. Or was my highschool just weird? 😕
I think your school was just weird haha. My school did like nothing though, so maybe mine is the weird one.
Please don't say that. It was a horrible long procedure, and the nurses' hand was all wrinkly and cold. 🤢
Is really hoping others went through the same thing 😐
Can't say that I've ever been through that.
Gel and styrofoam. That's pretty involved.
Sounds worse than getting a breast exam from the doctor.
I've only witnessed other guys getting squashed.
Looks damn painful but I can't help laughing sometimes.

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🤣 I just had to comment here. Funniest thread ever! 🤣
And I thought ever school checked girls breast as well. It involves gloves, gel and styrofoam. Or was my highschool just weird? 😕
I think your school was just weird haha. My school did like nothing though, so maybe mine is the weird one.
Please don't say that. It was a horrible long procedure, and the nurses' hand was all wrinkly and cold. 🤢
Is really hoping others went through the same thing 😐
Awww~ I'm sorry, but my school doesn't do that. (THANK GOODNESS.)
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16 years ago
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Poor luna, seems like you are really alone in this aspect. Everyone else just has normal exams. My school exam was only for scoliosis.

16 years ago
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Does "I squashed my private place" have to be directly self-inflicted?
I mean, I have on done it on accident but I'd rather not talk about it 😛
Provoking others to the point that they inflict the pain is...my fault i guess
I haven't actually received enough pain to make me paranoid though (cups are for sports, not life XD)
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16 years ago
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Poor luna, seems like you are really alone in this aspect. Everyone else just has normal exams. My school exam was only for scoliosis.
😢 My school was strange...
But I wasn't the only one! The rest of the girls in my school had the same exam as well! That is my only consolation right now...>_>
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16 years ago
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It has happened...it involved a bike...I'm thankful that it wasn't traumatizing.
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16 years ago
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I voted no cause I thought it only counted if it got squashed while crossing your legs.
I think the worst is when you get hit in the balls and a girl says something like "Oh come on, it can't hurt that much". Yes, yes it can 😢

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I think the worst is when you get hit in the balls and a girl says something like "Oh come on, it can't hurt that much". Yes, yes it can 😢
🤣 Guilty. I always say that. But I imagine it hurts just as much (maybe less though) as when girls get punch in their breast, or worst fall on them...>_>

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I think the worst is when you get hit in the balls and a girl says something like "Oh come on, it can't hurt that much". Yes, yes it can 😢
🤣 Guilty. I always say that. But I imagine it hurts just as much (maybe less though) as when girls get punch in their breast, or worst fall on them...>_>
Well, let's see, getting hit it the balls goes something like this: first is the shock, you reflexively go into The Stance that everyone knows. Then you feel this creeping pain. Then it feels like a white hot 16 inch nail has just been rammed in between your legs and it's been driven further and further up. All this happens in about 1-2 seconds.
So if being hit in the breasts is anything like that then.... yeah it's the same 🤣

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I think the worst is when you get hit in the balls and a girl says something like "Oh come on, it can't hurt that much". Yes, yes it can 😢
🤣 Guilty. I always say that. But I imagine it hurts just as much (maybe less though) as when girls get punch in their breast, or worst fall on them...>_>
Well, let's see, getting hit it the balls goes something like this: first is the shock, you reflexively go into The Stance that everyone knows. Then you feel this creeping pain. Then it feels like a white hot 16 inch nail has just been rammed in between your legs and it's been driven further and further up. All this happens in about 1-2 seconds.
So if being hit in the breasts is anything like that then.... yeah it's the same 🤣
😲 🤢 I don't think the pain is as severe as you guys...how can you live with a pain that can be caused at any god given time...no wonder guys always wear protective gear when playing sports, that or they just hide their baggage.

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White hot 16 inch nails? Maybe not an exaggeration but lets try things we can relate to eh? 🙂
I read a great description somewhere a while ago but I couldn't find it...
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[quote=shade449]I think the worst is when you get hit in the balls and a girl says something like "Oh come on, it can't hurt that much". Yes, yes it can 😢
🤣 Guilty. I always say that. But I imagine it hurts just as much (maybe less though) as when girls get punch in their breast, or worst fall on them...>_>
Well, let's see, getting hit it the balls goes something like this: first is the shock, you reflexively go into The Stance that everyone knows. Then you feel this creeping pain. Then it feels like a white hot 16 inch nail has just been rammed in between your legs and it's been driven further and further up. All this happens in about 1-2 seconds.
So if being hit in the breasts is anything like that then.... yeah it's the same 🤣
😲 🤢 I don't think the pain is as severe as you guys...how can you live with a pain that can be caused at any god given time...no wonder guys always wear protective gear when playing sports, that or they just hide their baggage.[/quote]
I think we all develop very, very fast reflexes when anything approaches that area from an early age 🤣 Me and my friends actually had an ongoing "game" where we would just randomly try and hit each other in the balls. This went on the entire senior year of high school. We got each other good a few times, causing much hilarity among the guys and much eye rolling and confusion among the girls 🤣

16 years ago
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Well my brother told me his story of how his p*nis was bitten by an ant! 😲
I dunno how the h*ll that naughty ant came from but he said it felt "sharp" when it bit his "thing"!! That happened when my brother was nine.
And then, when he was 10, he had to undergo a religious circumcision (which is normally done in my country), and he told me it felt almost similar to the "Ant" incident!
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Well my brother told me his story of how his p*nis was bitten by an ant! 😲
I dunno how the h*ll that naughty ant came from but he said it felt "sharp" when it bit his "thing"!! That happened when my brother was nine.
lol first time I hear anyone playing "the Aardvark" with his "little friend"...suit him well for sticking it in ant nests 🤣
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