I squashed my private place (for males)
17 years ago
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Quote from NightSwan
You had your nuts checked?
Somehow that seems so wrong... Done to you that is...I loled here.
Along with all of the schools in Belgium...
I wonder how they check the girls then. Any idea?
Beads for the breasts?
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I don't think so... 🤣 Never asked really.
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17 years ago
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Yeah that is weird that they check so frequently for you Dr. Love. And I doubt they do beads for breast check ups as there is significantly more varying in size than there is for males.
17 years ago
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Yeah this one was a classic at my high school. "What's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok." which is quickly followed by a punch in the nuts.
Ah, what you're supposed to do for that is to expect the punch, grab their hand and put them into an arm lock. Works like a charm 😉
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Quote from Dr. Love
Quote from NightSwan
You had your nuts checked?
Somehow that seems so wrong... Done to you that is...I loled here.
Along with all of the schools in Belgium...
I wonder how they check the girls then. Any idea?
Beads for the breasts?
I'd like to know too =D
17 years ago
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Oh yeah it's not like everyone didn't learn to see that one coming.
17 years ago
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Quote from ironskintribe
Yeah this one was a classic at my high school. "What's the capital of Thailand? Bangkok." which is quickly followed by a punch in the nuts.
Ah damn I remember this one 😛 Good thing they didn't hit low enough 😎
Another one was going around back then. In native language something along the lines of
-Hey kende gij Frits?
-Euh, nee wie's da ?
-Ah Frits Tepelpits !
Bastard severly twists & pinches your nipple
In English you'd have to find a name that ends on '-ist'; euhm maybe "Dipshist" 🤨
-Hey do you know Dipshist?
-Euh, no who's that?
-It's Dipshist, Nipple Twist !
Bastard severly twists & pinches your nipple
Nipple twist does it hurt? hell yea
16 years ago
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🤣 I just had to comment here. Funniest thread ever! 🤣
Must really hurt guys though.
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It happened to me once or twice, just like i described above meh
Lol. Sorry but I laughed so hard when I read this.
And I thought ever school checked girls breast as well. It involves gloves, gel and styrofoam. Or was my highschool just weird? 😕
16 years ago
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Well, no one's ever checked my bosom.
And not having nuts to knock, I've never had a problem there either.
I have, however, had the muscle on the inner thigh, the one right up next to the crotch (well there's one on the left and another on the right, but to continue) fall asleep. While it's not pain exactly, it does take many minutes to go away, while I go limping around wondering how bloodflow can get cut off there.
16 years ago
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🤣 I just had to comment here. Funniest thread ever! 🤣
And I thought ever school checked girls breast as well. It involves gloves, gel and styrofoam. Or was my highschool just weird? 😕
I think your school was just weird haha. My school did like nothing though, so maybe mine is the weird one.
16 years ago
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Sounds painful. XD
Poor guys~ : P
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16 years ago
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Yes guys have it so rough 😛
You just have to be careful when you sit down in any weird positions and any cruel intentioned friends.
16 years ago
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Quote from LunaMay
🤣 I just had to comment here. Funniest thread ever! 🤣And I thought ever school checked girls breast as well. It involves gloves, gel and styrofoam. Or was my highschool just weird? 😕
I think your school was just weird haha. My school did like nothing though, so maybe mine is the weird one.
Please don't say that. It was a horrible long procedure, and the nurses' hand was all wrinkly and cold. 🤢
Is really hoping others went through the same thing 😐
16 years ago
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It has happened to me a couple times.
I dropped something heavy on it on accident once.
and twice I got hit there...both times by my sister.
She punched me once down there on accident and another time we were playing tennis and she hit me there, though the tennis hit wasn't so bad, the rest were. Not my happiest moments but it hasn't happened to me in a while. 🙂
16 years ago
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Quote from LunaMay
🤣 I just had to comment here. Funniest thread ever! 🤣And I thought ever school checked girls breast as well. It involves gloves, gel and styrofoam. Or was my highschool just weird? 😕
I think your school was just weird haha. My school did like nothing though, so maybe mine is the weird one.
Please don't say that. It was a horrible long procedure, and the nurses' hand was all wrinkly and cold. 🤢
Is really hoping others went through the same thing 😐
Well I can't speak for anyone else, but that has to suck. Can't be worse than the time I got wayyy too much info fro one of my doctors. I was getting a check up and he goes and tells me about how the kid right before me had testicles the size of softballs and thought that it was completely normal. The doctor took his hands and like showed me how the kid was right before me and here I am sitting thinking about doctor patient confidentiality and wondering why the hell he had to tell me that.
In relation to the topic, I don't know how that kid sat down without hitting something if his nuts were as big as the doc said... 🤢
16 years ago
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Quote from ironskintribe
In relation to the topic, I don't know how that kid sat down without hitting something if his nuts were as big as the doc said... 🤢
Nuts as big as softballs! 😲 🤢
If that's true I don't know how the kid could have manged through life. There must have been lots of 'squashing.'
Anyway, a guys procedure seems better than a girls. Only size check is involve for guys right? The way they did it my school involved squeezing, so yeah...
