So I am basically thinking of making a list of rules (kinda stereotypical, but funny) like the 'rules of internet conversations'. Post your ideas for rules and then I'll pick them out and write em up, just for giggles.

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Always but always read manga in its original layout, and if you have doujinshi on paper, dont masturbate to them, get them in digital form (makes the turning of the pages so much easier)

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Always make the harem hot as a mangaka
and always hate the player as a reader.

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Always but always read manga in its original layout, and if you have doujinshi on paper, dont masturbate to them, get them in digital form (makes the turning of the pages so much easier)

Not exactly what I meant. Do you know what the rules of the internets are?

I'll make the first rule then so people know what I mean.

1. Reading Scans of licensed manga is only illegal if you caught.

2. Watching fandubs of Anime is only illegal if you get caught

3. ALL anime/manga must have at least one character with HUGE boobs.

Oh and stop talking about 18+ stuff in every one of your posts

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Like:

"For longer series, read at least 1-2 volumes before you mark them
as uninteresting"

I had something like that in mind for some time...sorry if it's
not funny enough, but it's annoying when someone says "i couldn't
read past the first chapter cause it was shitty"...it's unjust.

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Okay, okay I got it:

1: DONT eat or drink anything before, during, and after reading guro manga

2:at least one shoujo manga char MUST have normal-sized eyes

3:a manga with fan-service MUST have girls in miniskirts

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no lead female in a shoujo can be over 4 feet tall

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no lead female in a shoujo can be over 4 feet tall

That is a good one.

ALL harem male protagonists are indecisive bitches.

At some point, someone WILL get a cold

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The main female lead of a harem anime MUST have a sad past

The main male lead and the main female lead of a harem anime MUST have made some kind of promise

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Even if the protagonist in a series can blow up the earth, he's always got to be stronger.

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Okay, okay I got it:

1: DONT eat or drink anything before, during, and after reading guro manga

2:at least one shoujo manga char MUST have normal-sized eyes

3:a manga with fan-service MUST have girls in miniskirts

Shouldn't that be maid outfits?

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Shounen:

• The hero has always at least two love interests.
• There is no "impossible" in manga - there is always a stronger attack, a next villain (guess what? Yeah, stronger than the last one...far stonger!) or a next heart-wretching situation.

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There is no "impossible" in manga - there is always a stronger attack, a next villain (guess what? Yeah, stronger than the last one...far stonger!) or a next heart-wretching situation.

That's your Bleach/Dragonball Z right there 😀

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At some point, someone WILL get a cold

that knocks them bedridden from being in the rain for 8 minutes

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Shounen:

• The hero has always at least two love interests.

• There is no "impossible" in manga - there is always a stronger attack, a next villain (guess what? Yeah, stronger than the last one...far stonger!) or a next heart-wretching situation.

SeeYa

Gorath

Good job.

At Chibi, your not quite getting it. It may just be your wording, but it's not what must, but waht is. And not for reading manga explicitly, but more like implicit characteristics of manga/anime that can be presented in a comical fashion.

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