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Post #250282 - Reply to (#250280) by roadblock4
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Namehage
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3:57 pm, Jan 20 2009
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if i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me biggrin


Haha. The way I know that one is because of 8-bit Theather.

Am I the only one who thinks of the *shudder* country *shudder* song by the Bellamy Brothers? (In that case, it's "beautiful body" as opposed to hot body, though.)


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7:19 pm, Jan 20 2009
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"Did you lose some weight? Cuz your blowin' me away."
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Post #250507 - Reply to (#250282) by Liria
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Quote from Liria
Quote from roadblock4
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if i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me biggrin


Haha. The way I know that one is because of 8-bit Theather.

Am I the only one who thinks of the *shudder* country *shudder* song by the Bellamy Brothers? (In that case, it's "beautiful body" as opposed to hot body, though.)

someone used that on me once.

my reaction was:

me: "oh are you sick? you should cover your throat. "
guy: eek confused huh?
me: huh? aren't you sick?
guy: ___ *leaves*


i was too drunk apperantly...

for me i usually use "ohh i am so bored. sad " and let the guy entertain me.
not so hard to do actually since i am bored most of the time. i just be myself.


Post #259397 - Reply to (#169991) by amaranthine
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1:41 pm, Feb 19 2009
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Not sure where this ranks on good or bad but a personal fav I have heard used.....

Guy: Excuse Me Miss, do you know how much a polar bear weighs

Lady( with a slight look ): Umm... No?!

Guy: Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm _____

Oh, I like that~


That ones cute...i would totally laugh at that one but it works...For all u dudes out there, cheesy works, well at least for me, but it has to be tasteful

Heres one,

Guy: Hey, where are you from

Giril: I'm from _______ (doesn't really matter)

Guy: Really? cuz the back of your shirt says "Made in Heaven"

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9:26 pm, Feb 19 2009
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[only works on female vegetarians]

"you won't stay a vegetarian for long after you've tasted my meat."

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9:42 pm, Feb 19 2009
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"I heard you're easy."

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Post #259975
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12:41 pm, Feb 21 2009
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u must be tired becoz uve been runnning thru my mind all night

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1:48 pm, Feb 21 2009
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how do you like your eggs in the morning, fertalised?

hi i'm "name". remember it cause you'll be screaming it tonight

do you have a bandaid cause i hurt me knee when i fell for you

is youre father a thief? cause he stole all the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes

some of the worst i know

EDIT: just remembered one

ever had an orgasme for five minutes?
do you have five minutes?

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2:39 pm, Feb 21 2009
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Can you catch?
Because I've got a couple of balls coming your way.

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3:07 pm, Feb 21 2009
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"DO IT."

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4:45 pm, Feb 21 2009
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Well... I've heard quite a few but I don't know if I'd call them good or bad.

"Hey! I've got cake at home. Will you help me eat it?" - It should work quite well on women suffering from PMS but I doubt the guy'll get what HE wanted.

SMS pick-up: "?" if the answer is "!" you, allegedly, got it in the bag so to say.

And then my own little collection:

"Hello! There's a bed in the next room. Want to try it out?"
"Hey! I've got this pack of condoms at home. Would you help me finish them before the 'best before'-date has passed?"
"You... me... a pair of handcuffs and a feather... And possibly some cats" (no kinkiness intended with the cats, they just like to play with feathers)

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Post #260139 - Reply to (#196217) by sljo
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One friend of mine did use "You are the cutest girl here" when he was in discos or at clubs, and then he simply walked away. Usually, few minutes later, the girl came to chat.


Ahaha. I'm pretty sure that would work on me.

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Post #260148
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9:58 pm, Feb 21 2009
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ive heard of, u b the iceberg, ill b the titanic and ill go down on u

tho tbh i luv the "wanna 68 position" one. any girl could get me with that 1 wink

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11:56 pm, Feb 25 2009
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Just found out this thread and I must say INSTANT Fav biggrin

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Not exactly a pick-up line, but this is definitely how you should NOT do it. laugh

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?


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