@doc:

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were you bloodninja or britneyspears14?

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another bad pick up-line...

"*i so want to hit on you but, my friend is waiting for me to play warhammer. *"

😐

"Heard you like milk, how about we go shake in bed and I'll give you the best damn milkshake you ever had." wink, wink O__O

After I start walking away:
"Babe, where are you going? I was kidding! We don't have to shake in bed, I can make milkshake either way, I'm a milk machine." O__O

Said to me just an hour ago at the library...>_<
Reported his ass. 🙂

[img]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9762/bloodykissredink.jpg[/img]

Quote from Dr. Love

Not exactly a pick-up line, but this is definitely how you should NOT do it. 🤣

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

Mwhahaha I remember it rofles

Even more from Bloodninja 🤣
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-114858961.html

Quote from Mamsmilk

Quote from x0mbiec0rp

Quote from Mamsmilk

I need a die with 2 sides.

That's known as a "coin".

Oh, thanks. Too much D&D.

Quote from grandexeno

Mwhahaha I remember it rofles

Even more from Bloodninja 🤣
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-114858961.html

🤣

Guys should take studious notes from him. 😃
Bloodninjy kinda cruel though~

[img]http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/9762/bloodykissredink.jpg[/img]

God it's so funny! That Bloodninja dude cracks me up! bookmark

"I'm up for anything... as long as it involves handcuffs"

“It's never too late for stalking.â€

Infinity RP - Where we're infinitely trying to get more members: InfinityRP

I got a pick-up :

Are a doctor , cause my heart ache for you?

"We're doing a scavenger hunt and I have to get a pretty girl's phone number. Also a kiss..."

😐

No.

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"..."
"Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm [name]"

"Do you sleep on your stomach?"\
[yes/no]
" Can I?"

Something I created to amuse myself.
And maybe pickup someone...

"Hello!
Did you know Albert Einstein came up with the equation E=mc^2.
But I came up with the equation that
"You and I added together equals us to be squared up forever." "

"Life is not complex.
We are complex.
Life is simple;
and the
Simple thing is the right thing."

-Oscar Wilde

"I'm invisible."
(Really?)
"Can you see me?"
(Yes)
"How about tomorrow night?"

who is this bloodninja?? Is that chat really happen or someone just made it up?? 😕 😲

[img]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h46/lh_4ever/n79231101368_2219924_5452403.jpg[/img]
Slow internet is DEADLY

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¿Qué hace una chica tan linda como tú bajo las estrellas?
something like:
What does such a pretty gal like you under the stars?

It ended up in a EPIC laugh of everyone present at the BBQ

Made up by me.
(F-female, M-male)

F- 'Scuse me, did you drop that ball/nut?
M- No (?).
F- Mind if I check? 🙄

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
[img]http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp199/SyberAngelGabrielle/couplesig.jpg[/img]
[color=black]And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

lol.this topic's fawny.
but anyways,i've got four: [if it was posted before,sorry >.<]
i was in a bookstore and read this one book that had a collection of pickup lines,and here's some of them:

1. "Guy: My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.
   Girl: Yes I do.
   Guy: Damn! It must be 15 minutes advanced!"

2."What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

3."Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

The fourth one i just made up,its stupid though.lol 😛

4.Are you a camp counselor? Could you help me build a tent?

[img]http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd98/Sweetzz15/Trivia/1239918532763.gif[/img]

1)

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

2)

M: You have something on your ass.
F: Huh? What's on my ass?
M: My eyes.

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