lol.this topic's fawny.
but anyways,i've got four: [if it was posted before,sorry >.<]
i was in a bookstore and read this one book that had a collection of pickup lines,and here's some of them:
1. "Guy: My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.
Girl: Yes I do.
Guy: Damn! It must be 15 minutes advanced!"
2."What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"
3."Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
The fourth one i just made up,its stupid though.lol
4.Are you a camp counselor? Could you help me build a tent?