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Madame Red
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1:59 pm, Mar 12 2009
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@doc:

laugh

were you bloodninja or britneyspears14?

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another bad pick up-line...

"i so want to hit on you but, my friend is waiting for me to play warhammer. "

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5:56 am, Mar 30 2009
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"Heard you like milk, how about we go shake in bed and I'll give you the best damn milkshake you ever had." *wink, wink* O__O

After I start walking away:
"Babe, where are you going? I was kidding! We don't have to shake in bed, I can make milkshake either way, I'm a milk machine." O__O

Said to me just an hour ago at the library...>_<
Reported his ass. smile

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Quote from Dr. Love
Not exactly a pick-up line, but this is definitely how you should NOT do it. laugh

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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?



Mwhahaha I remember it *rofles*

Even more from Bloodninja laugh
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-114858961.html

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Mwhahaha I remember it *rofles*

Even more from Bloodninja laugh
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-114858961.html

laugh

Guys should take studious notes from him. eyes
Bloodninjy kinda cruel though~

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6:52 am, Mar 30 2009
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God it's so funny! That Bloodninja dude cracks me up! *bookmark*

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I got a pick-up :

Are a doctor , cause my heart ache for you?

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7:20 pm, Apr 12 2009
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"We're doing a scavenger hunt and I have to get a pretty girl's phone number. Also a kiss..."

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No.



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7:44 pm, Apr 12 2009
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"How much does a polar bear weigh?"
"..."
"Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm [name]"

"Do you sleep on your stomach?"\
[yes/no]
" Can I?"

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Maki-Zushi
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10:26 pm, Apr 12 2009
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Something I created to amuse myself.
And maybe pickup someone...

"Hello!
Did you know Albert Einstein came up with the equation E=mc^2.
But I came up with the equation that
"You and I added together equals us to be squared up forever." "

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3:58 pm, Apr 13 2009
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"I'm invisible."
(Really?)
"Can you see me?"
(Yes)
"How about tomorrow night?"

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Streamyx SUCK ASS
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7:17 pm, Apr 13 2009
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who is this bloodninja?? Is that chat really happen or someone just made it up?? confused eek

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7:30 pm, Apr 13 2009
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¿Qué hace una chica tan linda como tú bajo las estrellas?
something like:
What does such a pretty gal like you under the stars?

It ended up in a EPIC laugh of everyone present at the BBQ

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Mad With a Hat
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11:29 am, Apr 16 2009
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Made up by me.
(F-female, M-male)

F- 'Scuse me, did you drop that ball/nut?
M- No (?).
F- Mind if I check? roll eyes




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Taro
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1:55 pm, Apr 16 2009
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lol.this topic's fawny.
but anyways,i've got four: [if it was posted before,sorry >.<]
i was in a bookstore and read this one book that had a collection of pickup lines,and here's some of them:

1. "Guy: My magic watch says you don't have any underwear on.
Girl: Yes I do.
Guy: Damn! It must be 15 minutes advanced!"

2."What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

3."Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

The fourth one i just made up,its stupid though.lol bigrazz

4.Are you a camp counselor? Could you help me build a tent?

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1)

Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

2)

M: You have something on your ass.
F: Huh? What's on my ass?
M: My eyes.

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