Worst/Best pick up line you have ever heard/read/tried
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I was actually told that twice (I think), second time was more suggestive.
Guy: You know, If I were younger, I would totally hit on you.
Me: ...Thanks?
Guy: You're cute, wanna go out sometime?
Me: 😐
That was really awkward for some reason...
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Funny. 🤣
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That was good.
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16 years ago
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"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!" 😐
One I always fall for and I don't know why-
Guy: Did it hurt?
Stupid me: what? 😕
Guy: When you fell out of heaven?
or-
"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! MY JAW!!" 🙄
or the famous "wow" 🤨
16 years ago
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One I always fall for and I don't know why-
Guy: Did it hurt?
Stupid me: what? 😕
Guy: When you fell out of heaven?
no one said this to me.
must be because i have no angelic side.
16 years ago
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One I always fall for and I don't know why-
Guy: Did it hurt?
Stupid me: what? 😕
Guy: When you fell out of heaven?no one said this to me.
must be because i have no angelic side.
😲
Me neither high five 🤣
they just didn't know that, which is why I found it so weird whenever it was said to me.
16 years ago
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One I always fall for and I don't know why-
Guy: Did it hurt?
Stupid me: what? 😕
Guy: When you fell out of heaven?no one said this to me.
must be because i have no angelic side.
😲
Me neither high five 🤣
they just didn't know that, which is why I found it so weird whenever it was said to me.
at least you look like a little bit angelic.
with my red hair and usually black make up, it is a little hard to call me angelic. more like a little demon. 🤣
16 years ago
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[quote=LunaMay]One I always fall for and I don't know why-
Guy: Did it hurt?
Stupid me: what? 😕
Guy: When you fell out of heaven?no one said this to me.
must be because i have no angelic side.
😲Me neither high five 🤣
they just didn't know that, which is why I found it so weird whenever it was said to me.
at least you look like a little bit angelic.
with my red hair and usually black make up, it is a little hard to call me angelic. more like a little demon. 🤣 [/quote]
Oh yes I surely may seem it and well guys love to assume but you know what they say about guys who assume things...
And I've been dying to dye my hair red my university just doesn't allow, lucky you! but I am allergic to some makeup which may explain why I seem so...angelic.
Ah, I just remember during Halloween one time I dressed up kinda devilish and a guy says:
"Are you the angel of death?"
Me: Yea...
Guy: well I wouldn't mine dying in your hands.
( it put a smile on my face even if it was lopsided 🙂 )
16 years ago
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you" I haven't been able to use it yet, only because I don't have any chloroform. 😛
16 years ago
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btw i just realized that i haven't heard any good pick up lines.
though i experienced lotsa lame ones. such as pardon me but, have I fucked you yet? or do you take it up the ass? 😐
and the problem with those lines that they were said by some nerdy guys who were trying to be cool. 🤢
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your uni decides your hair color?! 😲 must be hard for you.
16 years ago
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[quote=aneste][quote=LunaMay]One I always fall for and I don't know why-
Guy: Did it hurt?
Stupid me: what? 😕
Guy: When you fell out of heaven?no one said this to me.
must be because i have no angelic side.
😲Me neither high five 🤣
they just didn't know that, which is why I found it so weird whenever it was said to me.
at least you look like a little bit angelic.
with my red hair and usually black make up, it is a little hard to call me angelic. more like a little demon. 🤣 [/quote]
Oh yes I surely may seem it and well guys love to assume but you know what they say about guys who assume things...
And I've been dying to dye my hair red my university just doesn't allow, lucky you! but I am allergic to some makeup which may explain why I seem so...angelic.
Ah, I just remember during Halloween one time I dressed up kinda devilish and a guy says:
"Are you the angel of death?"
Me: Yea...
Guy: well I wouldn't mine dying in your hands.
( it put a smile on my face even if it was lopsided 🙂 )[/quote]
I wish more girls were allergic to makeup. Too many cakefaces where I'm from 😔
Does anyone have any stories of GIRLS saying the pickup lines? Just watched a Flight of the Conchords episode with an ultra aggressive girl and I think it'd be funny 🤣
16 years ago
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Does anyone have any stories of GIRLS saying the pickup lines? Just watched a Flight of the Conchords episode with an ultra aggressive girl and I think it'd be funny
There's the famous bumping into a guy accidentally and saying "Sorry, I'm just so clumsy." It always works 😉
But I do remember only using a line on a guy like two times. There was this really cute guy in one of my college courses, me being a dork decided to give it a try you know what the heck...
Me: I love sports (true), I love beer (total lie) put me and you together and we can have a great time...(something like that)
Guy: Oh I like sports and beers too...well bye!
Me: waves 😐
And that is why I've never done something like that again. The only thing that made me feel better afterward was knowing that he was gay.
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There's the famous bumping into a guy accidentally and saying "Sorry, I'm just so clumsy." It always works 😉
Damn straight it does, and why can't we guys have an easy way in like that?
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The only thing that made me feel better afterward was knowing that he was gay.
I lol'd. You've got some bad luck hitting on a gay guy. What are the chances? Like, less than 1 in 10?
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There's the famous bumping into a guy accidentally and saying "Sorry, I'm just so clumsy." It always works 😉
Damn straight it does, and why can't we guys have an easy way in like that?
Easy. Guys over do it. A guy once bumped into me (cute guy) and said "sorry you're just so beautiful I just can't help but fall all over." Let's just say he would have had a chance if he didn't say anything or merely said sorry, but no he had to say something and come off like one of those guys that would hit on anything. 🙄
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The only thing that made me feel better afterward was knowing that he was gay.
I lol'd. You've got some bad luck hitting on a gay guy. What are the chances? Like, less than 1 in 10?
Exactly what I said. But it was awkward after a while turns out he liked my best friend (male obviously)...awkward...
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16 years ago
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Let's just say he would have had a chance if he didn't say anything or merely said sorry, but no he had to say something and come off like one of those guys that would hit on anything. 🙄
I don't believe that for a second. At least not for the average girl. I bump into people all the time when walking through a busy place but nobody's ever struck up conversation over it.
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Let's just say he would have had a chance if he didn't say anything or merely said sorry, but no he had to say something and come off like one of those guys that would hit on anything. 🙄
I don't believe that for a second. At least not for the average girl. I bump into people all the time when walking through a busy place but nobody's ever struck up conversation over it.
Haha maybe you should try bumping into them at like a party or something. That's worked for me. Not that I actually purposefully bump into people but when it does happen it's pretty easy to strike up conversation. Much less awkward than starting things up with a pickup line 🤣
