I got another one. Last night my friend who reads manga told me he was gay. The first thing I asked was if he read yaoi. I'm such an effin fangirl -.- I needa crawl in a hole and die x)

Forever lurking...

next facepalm... i did what you guys suggested.

i jump in and ask for tomorrow(sunday)

she declined with the same line i gave her -.-

though, she added "next sunday, i promise. sorry~"

i still have a chance, but the facepalm still facepalm-ing

Let's get Kickin' ...whatever that means

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next facepalm... i did what you guys suggested.

i jump in and ask for tomorrow(sunday)

she declined with the same line i gave her -.-

though, she added "next sunday, i promise. sorry~"

i still have a chance, but the facepalm still facepalm-ing

The Spartans didn't give up and neither should you.

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next facepalm... i did what you guys suggested.

i jump in and ask for tomorrow(sunday)

she declined with the same line i gave her -.-

though, she added "next sunday, i promise. sorry~"

i still have a chance, but the facepalm still facepalm-ing

New study out by (insert reputable organization)- Women are more attracted to men who use self deprecating humor. Use teh facepalm as a lady-ing device.

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Well, when I was a cashier... so many times when I was out of it, and read the wrong total, or asked if they wanted paper or plastic three times.. or counted the wrong change.

As for dealing with guys, my best terrible guy friend who points out every slip I say. He's the cause of them all - especially when we jokingly throw playful terrible remarks at each other. Yes, I love him.

when i miscalculate my footing and forget there's a last step in a staircase--and
end up flipping over. that deserves at least two facepalms.

or when i wake up and one side of my hair is half of an afro and the other is
sleek straight.

When I randomly lose my balance and end up falling over for no visible reason to strangers D': Fail. They always end up staring or laughing at me...I am horribly clumsy 🤣

When I saw a guy measuring centimeters with an inches measuring device... I laughed so hard when he when to 16 inches and sayd "this thing doesn't even have 16 centimeters"

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When my 15-year-old friend asked me what jetlag means.

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When my 15-year-old friend asked me what jetlag means.

What's funny 'bout that? .___.

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When my 15-year-old friend asked me what jetlag means.

What's funny 'bout that? .___.

Wasn't so much funny as a siiiiiiiiiiiigh - facepalms.

My mother asked me if I would like a vegetable salad. .__.

Whenever someone says

consensual rape...

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Whenever someone says

consensual rape...

Oh yes.

i was in a bar with my computer geek friend and we were ordering drinks...so i ordered a beer and this dumbass said copy paste to the waitress...

If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up