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i was in a bar with my computer geek friend and we were ordering drinks...so i ordered a beer and this dumbass said copy paste to the waitress...

You have to cut all ties with that guy....

When I get so nervous talking to someone, I repeat saying something while everyones there.
Example:
Me: Hi, how are you?
Sisters Boyfriends Mum: Good, you?
Me: I'm good, how are you?

T_T my sister made fun of me for the rest of the night.

Quote from bedob

i was in a bar with my computer geek friend and we were ordering drinks...so i ordered a beer and this dumbass said copy paste to the waitress...

pffft copy paste.. umm what was the waitresses' reaction?

When some says
"L-O-L"
Instead of laughing.

...
...

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

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Quote from bedob

i was in a bar with my computer geek friend and we were ordering drinks...so i ordered a beer and this dumbass said copy paste to the waitress...

pffft copy paste.. umm what was the waitresses' reaction?

I was to busy making my facepalm move to notice 🤣

She gave him the look and probably thought dumbass...brought the beers though.
And when i asked him about how could he have said something so lame, he said he thought it was cool 😐

If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

Quote from bedob

She gave him the look and probably thought dumbass...brought the beers though.
And when i asked him about how could he have said something so lame, he said he thought it was cool 😐

he thought it was cool? facepalm

THIS when I was on msn today

Esty says:
i got to second base the other day o_O
win-ie says:
still playin baseball
win-ie says:
-___ -
win-ie says:
omgsh
win-ie says:
its like us..
win-ie says:
playing
win-ie says:
soccor
win-ie says:
HELLLLL
win-ie says:
T__T
win-ie says:
my class sucks

I have this old neighbour that likes yelling at people. One day she calls to my apartment and starts shouting how I park my car in the wrong place and it ruins the plants or whatever...
As serious as the isue was, I couldn't do anything because I don't have a car.
Of course, after hearing all her yelling I finally was able to explain the situation.
I thought it was settled down. But no. She called again.
After some time, I thought this ridicules harassment has ended, but I was mistaken again.
I was with a friend, chatting, And then she calls again...
Yelling and souting again and again... She was talking to someone too, and she didn't hear my "mam, you've pushed the wrong button again..." and "I've already told you that I don't have a car"...
I listened to her shouting for a few more minutes, loled a little, and went back chatting...

This all happened because of her pressing the wrong button... More than once...
sigh
😔

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Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

Whenever Palin appears on TV, whenever she opens her mouth, and every time she says "Darn right, Joe" 🤢

1111~ yey

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Everyday I'm tumblin'

Whenever I say something that comes out a lot dirtier than I intend it to. I find this quite frequently happens around my brother, who I swear baits me. Of course, when I do it on purpose, I find it amusing when he looks at me like 'Where the heck did that come from?"

I go away and suddenly the spammers are the mods. Okay, I can adjust to that, but... Gorath?! And what's up with Mam's not being the top poster?

210 days until I'm legal, Indy!

ZombieKing ihas been challenged! Now it's between him, Blissful_wulf and Mamsmilk. And maybe Dr. Love.

When I spilled the solution I've been working on for *more than two hours *in lab. I was at the final step too 😢

Well, at least it wasn't corrosive, I spilled it on me too.

I bet that really did suck, Ammy. Sorry that happened.

Another thing: When I've been talking about something for a good thirty minutes and the person I'm talking to just understands what I mean.

I go away and suddenly the spammers are the mods. Okay, I can adjust to that, but... Gorath?! And what's up with Mam's not being the top poster?

210 days until I'm legal, Indy!

ZombieKing ihas been challenged! Now it's between him, Blissful_wulf and Mamsmilk. And maybe Dr. Love.

Totally sucked. Thanks, hugs Shattered

I facepalm when I stay up to five in the morning working on something inspired by something someone suggested that I completely refuted at the time. (You know who you are. glares)

I go away and suddenly the spammers are the mods. Okay, I can adjust to that, but... Gorath?! And what's up with Mam's not being the top poster?

210 days until I'm legal, Indy!

ZombieKing ihas been challenged! Now it's between him, Blissful_wulf and Mamsmilk. And maybe Dr. Love.

The time when my friend and i went to see a movie, and after it ended we went to leave. she went to push the door and it was a pull one and faceplanted into the glass *facepalm

"Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived."- Dalai lama