Quote from HatakeKakashi

So, I was playing Oblivion earlier this morning, and had just finished all the quests for the Dark Brotherhood/Black Hand.

Well, before that i had decided to become a vampire when givin the chance earlier in the brotherhood missions.

Now ya now how sunlight hurts them? Well it had started to bug me(that and the fact that when i went to talk to people they yelled about their blood) so i started to look for the cure.

Well, half way to the witches place by some river i am low on health and find a bed stolen from a bandit, well, since it autosaves and my health was THAT low, i am now stuck in a loop.

I die from sunlight, load up, die again, Repeat.

And i cant get out of it.

Which means i lost all my brotherhood missions.

facepalm

my favorite game!
i got one from that too. if anyone plays this on the computer instead of the xbox, you know that you can download mods (can it be done on the xbox?). anyhow, i was searching for some and getting the regular ones, i.e., car, guns, better bodies, etc. so as i install them, i realize that the better bodies mod aint working so i leave it be to deal with later after the rest were done.
an hour later after they were all good, i went back and looked at the file bet didnt find anything wrong so i just decided to play for now and maybe get a new one later.
after about being 30 minutes into a quest, i realized that there were an awful lot of naked men, so once again, i checked out the mod file. turns out that i downloaded the better body male-only mod. and that info was in the file name. eew...

When my friend talking REALLY LOUDLY on the underground about very embarassing things.

I just slide forward, facepalm, and pretend I don't know her 🤣

When I tripped down the stairs, from the fifth stair up at the end of the day....In front of everyone....I would have facepalmed however I had already hit my face against the floor....Hahaha xD

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Quote from Aeylis

When I tripped down the stairs, from the fifth stair up at the end of the day....In front of everyone....I would have facepalmed however I had already hit my face against the floor....Hahaha xD

I trip and fall way too many times a day for me to be bothered by it...
Like earlier this morning, I jumped onto the coffee table to chase after my roomie... and my foot landed on a piece of paper... and my coffee table is wood... and paper and just Pledged wood don't mix.... needless to say, it was definitely up there on my list of most ungraceful falls.

Can you sprain a knuckle...? I seriously think I sprained my knuckle....

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

Quote from Aeylis

When I tripped down the stairs, from the fifth stair up at the end of the day....In front of everyone....I would have facepalmed however I had already hit my face against the floor....Hahaha xD

I'm more the trip UP the stairs kinda person.....and doing that on a crowded stairwell is not fun.....at all.....and i facepalm after...when im telling my friends....and we all laugh after....cuz one of usually ends up doing something facepalm worthy everyday.....which is kinda sad if i do say so myself.

When my father grumbles about me sitting in front of tv if there is some discussion of gf-bf relationships/hugging/kissing/sex 😲 . The most painful facepalm hit I got when I watched some BBC film about dinosaurs and the narrator, naturally, approached the theme of reproduction. Oh, Neptune The Great!

When our theoretical mechanics lecturer spends almost all of our precious class time on dealing with his notes and explaining how (1)inattentive, (2)unconcentrate and (3)being a girl we are. Therefore it takes ages to make our works marked and to defence them.

Me and my friends watching the Quantum of Solstace (However ypu spell it...>.> that James Bonds movie.)

The scene where that old mexican guy starts to rape that girl who works at the hotel, you know...ripe her clothes off.

Friend 1: What's he doing? Is he raping her?
Friend 2: NO. They're playing TIC TAC TOE. -_-
the guys who sat in front of us started bursting out laughing
Friend 1: Oh...
Me: facepalm

♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ

Friend 1: Americans aren't racist!
Me: (FACEPALM THEN SMACK FRIEND 1 IN THE HEAD)

i like comics as well
don't kill me

Last saturday me and my friends went out to an indian restaurant to celebrate somebody's birthday. the girl sitting next to me ordered some sort of korma which came with a cherry in it.

suddenly complete silence fell in the restaurant just as she asked, "would anyone like my cherry?"

there was a short silence where i wondered if everyone else was thinking what i was thinking, until we all started laughing.

also, a complete face palm moment that night; none of my friends had apparently ever seen a cocktail umbrella before (you know, one of those ones that open and close). believe it or not, we only got two on a couple of desserts so my friends actually ASKED the waiter for some more, and when he came over and presented some to them with a really odd look on his face they all squealed and started fighting over them. i wanted to die.

世界のどこかに必ず
キミの居場所がある筈

My sister was wearing her wig, it's about 5" longer than her hair, and my cousin came in and said to her "I like what you've done with your hair" facepalm
(he'd seen her without the wig just the day before.)
my sister just said "Do you actually think my hair could have grown this much in one day?" 🤣

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My mom got porcelain crowns done and when this came up during dinner, my little brother exclaims:

"Cool! You have glass teeth?!"

😐

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Was carrying my sis around, she's 1 and was dressing in complete pink from head to toe. This woman was like asking me "boy or a girl?" and i was like "O_________O"""" then she asked if my sis was my daughter O_O;; "DO I LOOK THAT OLD TO YOU?!" xD Dude, if that's true, i had the baby when i was 13.... >___________________>

not even facepalm.. OTL

Congratulations on your new daughter. o__o;

LOL meanie! xD what do you mean new daughter? o.o i never had a daughter before.....................................

R-18 below
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Detective Horror Series

Tracker BakaBT

Just the other day when I was explaining to my mother what yaoi is and why I like it.

Her reply: "Why not just watch gay porn?"

...faceplam

When will they learn it's not the same! -.-'''

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Quote from LunaMay

Just the other day when I was explaining to my mother what yaoi is and why I like it.

Her reply: "Why not just watch gay porn?"

...faceplam

When will they learn it's not the same! -.-'''

rolf
🤣

My mother likes to mention it when we fight...
"Get back to your fags" she says...

Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.
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[color=black]And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.[/color]

Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

So, I was on a campus tour for a college today with my mom, and we had just entered the science building. They had little eye-washing stations along the walls for emergencies, and I ignored them for the tour... until I heard a splash of water and a shriek. I turned to find my mom, now standing AWAY from the station, getting lectured by a junior that was part of the tour.

Apparently she had pulled the lever to start the station (despite the fact that it declared "EMERGENCY" in huge, red letters), leaving a puddle of water on the floor. When I attempted to figure out the logic behind doing that, she gave two reasons: 1) "I thought it was a water fountain," and 2) "I wanted to figure out what it did."

facepalm

Great. My mom has the same logical capacity as a five-year-old.