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me: I asked him if he would find being castrated with tooth picks, rabid squirrel, scissors and forks painful. two gay sea urchins as well

sam: ..wtf!?

sam: dude. their primitive brains wouldn't let them be gay. they'd be like 'oooh female lets make babiez'

sam: and 'oops, male+male =/= babiez, I should keep rolling around until I find an urchin to make babiez with'

me: -.-

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