A little joke I received:
The Husband Store...
Just got inaugurated in New York, The Husband Store, a new and incredible store, where the ladies will choose a husband. In the entrance, the customers receive instructions of how the store works: " You can visit the store JUST ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the husbands for sale gets better as you go up in the others floors "!
But there is a restriction: “You can buy the husband of your choice in one floor or to go up one more. BUT YOU CANNOT GO DOWN, unless to leave the store, directly to the street.”
So, a beautiful woman went to the Store to choose a husband.
In the first floor, a poster in the door: Floor 1:
Here all the men have good employments.
But she decided to go up one floor....
In the second floor, the poster said: Floor 2:
Here all the men have good employments and they love children!
She thought, I will try one more floor....
In the third floor, the poster said: Floor 3:
Here all the men have great employments, they adore children and they are all hotties!
" Wow! " she said, but she was tempted and it went up one more floor.
In the following floor, the poster: Floor 4:
Here all the men have great employments, they adore children, they are all good looking and... they adore to help in the domestic works!
" Oh, my God ", the woman said... but kept on going up...
In the following floor, the poster: Floor 5:
Here all the men have great employments, they adore children, they are all good looking, they adore to help in the domestic works, and... they are extremely romantic and great in sex!
She hesitated, but went up until the sixth floor and she found the following poster: Floor 6:
“You are the visitor number 31.456.012 in this floor.
There are no men for sale here!
This floor just exists to prove that the women are impossible to please.”
Thank you for visiting the Husband Store!
In the following day opened a new store on the other side of the street,
the Wife Store, also with six floors and identical regulation for the masculine buyers!
In the Floor 1:
Women that love to have sex.
In the Floor 2:
Women that love to have sex and are good looking.
In the Floor 3:
Women that love to have sex, are good looking and very rich.
The Floors 4, 5 and 6:
Have never been visited!
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