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The Gorilla Killa™
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9:46 pm, Jul 10 2011
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"I'm going to rape your face with my fists!" - Rhyno
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"PCs aren't stupid, some people are just too stupid to use them." best quote EVER
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9:11 am, Jul 11 2011
Posts: 1422
Doctor: I just want a mate.
Donna: You want...to mate?
Doctor: No! I want a mate! A mate!
Donna: *gasp* You ain't matin' with me sunshine!
Ross Jenkins: He's like a potato. A baked potato. A talking baked potato.
The Doctor: Now, Ross, don't be rude. You look like a pink weasel to him.
The Doctor: Take me to your leader! ......I've always wanted to say that.
Donna Noble: Rocket. Blimey, a real proper rocket. Now that's what I call a spaceship.
[to the Doctor] You've got a box, he's got a Ferrari.
Val Cane: Oh, and you're so special!
The Doctor: As it happens, yes I am.
The Doctor: I'm a time traveler. I point and laugh at archeologists.
The Doctor: You know what? This is the biggest library in the universe. So where is everyone?
[looks around]
The Doctor: It's silent...
Donna Noble: The library?
The Doctor: The planet. The whole planet.
Donna Noble: Maybe it's a Sunday?
The Doctor: No, I never land on Sundays. Sundays are boring.
The Doctor: [the Tardis is gone] It's the Sontarans; they've taken it. I'm stuck...on Earth like....like an ordinary person. Like a human! How rubbish is that? Sorry, no offense. But come on!
gotta love Doctor Who
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Donna: You want...to mate?
Doctor: No! I want a mate! A mate!
Donna: *gasp* You ain't matin' with me sunshine!
Ross Jenkins: He's like a potato. A baked potato. A talking baked potato.
The Doctor: Now, Ross, don't be rude. You look like a pink weasel to him.
The Doctor: Take me to your leader! ......I've always wanted to say that.
Donna Noble: Rocket. Blimey, a real proper rocket. Now that's what I call a spaceship.
[to the Doctor] You've got a box, he's got a Ferrari.
Val Cane: Oh, and you're so special!
The Doctor: As it happens, yes I am.
The Doctor: I'm a time traveler. I point and laugh at archeologists.
The Doctor: You know what? This is the biggest library in the universe. So where is everyone?
[looks around]
The Doctor: It's silent...
Donna Noble: The library?
The Doctor: The planet. The whole planet.
Donna Noble: Maybe it's a Sunday?
The Doctor: No, I never land on Sundays. Sundays are boring.
The Doctor: [the Tardis is gone] It's the Sontarans; they've taken it. I'm stuck...on Earth like....like an ordinary person. Like a human! How rubbish is that? Sorry, no offense. But come on!
gotta love Doctor Who
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3:39 pm, Jul 13 2011
Posts: 176
"As you know...l'm quite keen on comic books. Especially the ones about superheroes. I find the whole mythology surrounding superheroes... fascinating. Take my favorite superhero...Superman. Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it is unique.
...
Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man.
...And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone.
Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - THAT's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in... with us.
Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward.
Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race! "
-Bill
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Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man.
...And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone.
Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - THAT's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in... with us.
Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward.
Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race! "
-Bill
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7:10 pm, Jul 23 2011
Posts: 34
I haven't failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. – Thomas Edison
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Albert Einstein
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12:29 pm, Jul 25 2011
Posts: 106
"In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation."
-Roger Allen
Awesomeness.
-Roger Allen
Awesomeness.
unknown species
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3:19 pm, Jul 26 2011
Posts: 909
"And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it."
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
Spike Milligan
"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
Spike Milligan
"The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath." W. C. Fields
Memento Mori
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4:17 pm, Jul 26 2011
Posts: 365
"Barbarism is the natural state of mankind. Civilization is unnatural. It is a whim of circumstance" Robert E. Howard
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown" H. P. Lovecraft
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"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown"
"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown" H. P. Lovecraft
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"The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown"
Whitest Kid U know
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7:32 pm, Aug 4 2011
Posts: 44
"We accept the love we think we deserve"
"She lifted his big, protective paw. But the paw was now immeasurably heavy and she let it fall again"
"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
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"She lifted his big, protective paw. But the paw was now immeasurably heavy and she let it fall again"
"I enjoyed the meetings, too. It was like having friends."
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
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Like keeps on dropping bombs
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7:46 pm, Aug 4 2011
Posts: 161
From my math teacher:
"I think that the best way to stop these teens from grinding is asking them 'How do you expect to mate with a piece of cloth in the way?' "
"I think that the best way to stop these teens from grinding is asking them 'How do you expect to mate with a piece of cloth in the way?' "
>:D
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12:21 am, Aug 5 2011
Posts: 1422
"Ain't no kill like overkill"
"Q:When did you recognize your social position?
A:After I watched 'Planet of the Apes'.
Q:How would you describe your Identity In a single sentence?
A:I am Da Dragon."
"Damn cradle-robbing faerie-vampire-ghost woman."
"We could sit around and talk about women and football, motorcycles and the best way to kill a vamp, and how we could solve all the worlds problems if only we were made supreme dictator--you know, guy stuff."
"There's a lot more to martial arts than just kicking the other guy in the balls. You have to kick him in the balls first."
"Eyes glittered in the darkness, but not always in pairs. I saw single, baleful yellow eyes, and groups of three, and once a set of eight in a triangular layout. Maybe it was one of those goblin-spiders, or maybe it was a pack of smart-assed wolves that had formed a pyramid just to screw with my head. Wolves are wily that way."
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"Q:When did you recognize your social position?
A:After I watched 'Planet of the Apes'.
Q:How would you describe your Identity In a single sentence?
A:I am Da Dragon."
"Damn cradle-robbing faerie-vampire-ghost woman."
"We could sit around and talk about women and football, motorcycles and the best way to kill a vamp, and how we could solve all the worlds problems if only we were made supreme dictator--you know, guy stuff."
"There's a lot more to martial arts than just kicking the other guy in the balls. You have to kick him in the balls first."
"Eyes glittered in the darkness, but not always in pairs. I saw single, baleful yellow eyes, and groups of three, and once a set of eight in a triangular layout. Maybe it was one of those goblin-spiders, or maybe it was a pack of smart-assed wolves that had formed a pyramid just to screw with my head. Wolves are wily that way."
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An Aspiring Hero
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11:33 pm, Oct 11 2011
Posts: 18
Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped.
It is because of it’s emptiness that the cup is useful.
When the people of the world all know beauty as beauty, there arises the recognition of ugliness.
Why do humans always look to the sky? Why do you try so hard to fly when you don't have any wings?.
Kiba (Wolf's Rain)
Someday my memories will fade...and her voice, her actions, I might forget them as well, but I will always remember that I loved Saber
Emiya Shirou (Fate/stay Night)
I love Saber,i want her to be happier than anyone...
i wish that we could be together forever...
HOWEVER...if i really do love her...then that's wrong...i loved saber who bore many wounds
yet still fought through everything...
I CANNOT ALLOW MYSELF TO STAIN HER PRIDE.
Emiya Shiro (Fate/stay night)
It feels so close to me, yet i can't grasp it even if i extend my hands. Even so ... Even if i cant reach it ... there are things that will stay in my heart. Being in the same time and looking up at the same sky, If i can remember that, then even when we are apart from each other, I believe that we can be together. I will run forward now. If i set my goal far enough, then someday .. I'll be able to reach what I aimed for.
Emiya Shiro (Fate/stay night)
Don't belive in yourself! Believe in ME who belives in you!!!
Kamina (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)
History is much like an endless waltz; the three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever.
Mariemaia Kushrenadam (Gundam Wing)
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.
Alphonse Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)
We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself.
Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Shinichi Kudo (Detective Conan)
I'd been wondering whether there is a meaning to a failed love... Is something that disappeared the same as something that never existed? But now I now there is---There was a meaning right here.. Because despite the heartbreak, i'm still glad that i fell in love with you.
Takemoto Yuta (Honey and Clover)
Unless I grip the sword, I cannot protect you. While gripping the sword,I cannot embrace you.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)
I believe in hell. While these men of violence who wash away blood with blood crawl upon the earth, is it not a suitable place to call hell.
Makoto Shishio (Rurouni Kenshin)
A sword is a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands have never been stained with the blood of men can believe. But, to tell you the truth, I much prefer Miss Kaoru's sweet and innocent talk over the truth, indeed I do!.
Himura Henshin (Rurouni Kenshin)
Every minute felt like an eternity time, clearly as if it had malicious intent, slowly ebbed away from me, I clenched my teeth and keeping myself from crying was the only thing i could do...
Toono Takaki (5cm per second)
The things I had to tell her...
The things I hoped she would listen to...
There were so many of them.
Toono Takaki (5cm per second)
The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up.
Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)
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Someday my memories will fade...and her voice, her actions, I might forget them as well, but I will always remember that I loved Saber...
Emiya Shirou (Fate/stay Night)
It is because of it’s emptiness that the cup is useful.
When the people of the world all know beauty as beauty, there arises the recognition of ugliness.
Why do humans always look to the sky? Why do you try so hard to fly when you don't have any wings?.
Kiba (Wolf's Rain)
Someday my memories will fade...and her voice, her actions, I might forget them as well, but I will always remember that I loved Saber
Emiya Shirou (Fate/stay Night)
I love Saber,i want her to be happier than anyone...
i wish that we could be together forever...
HOWEVER...if i really do love her...then that's wrong...i loved saber who bore many wounds
yet still fought through everything...
I CANNOT ALLOW MYSELF TO STAIN HER PRIDE.
Emiya Shiro (Fate/stay night)
It feels so close to me, yet i can't grasp it even if i extend my hands. Even so ... Even if i cant reach it ... there are things that will stay in my heart. Being in the same time and looking up at the same sky, If i can remember that, then even when we are apart from each other, I believe that we can be together. I will run forward now. If i set my goal far enough, then someday .. I'll be able to reach what I aimed for.
Emiya Shiro (Fate/stay night)
Don't belive in yourself! Believe in ME who belives in you!!!
Kamina (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann)
History is much like an endless waltz; the three beats of war, peace, and revolution continue on forever.
Mariemaia Kushrenadam (Gundam Wing)
Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth.
Alphonse Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)
We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself.
Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
Shinichi Kudo (Detective Conan)
I'd been wondering whether there is a meaning to a failed love... Is something that disappeared the same as something that never existed? But now I now there is---There was a meaning right here.. Because despite the heartbreak, i'm still glad that i fell in love with you.
Takemoto Yuta (Honey and Clover)
Unless I grip the sword, I cannot protect you. While gripping the sword,I cannot embrace you.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)
I believe in hell. While these men of violence who wash away blood with blood crawl upon the earth, is it not a suitable place to call hell.
Makoto Shishio (Rurouni Kenshin)
A sword is a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands have never been stained with the blood of men can believe. But, to tell you the truth, I much prefer Miss Kaoru's sweet and innocent talk over the truth, indeed I do!.
Himura Henshin (Rurouni Kenshin)
Every minute felt like an eternity time, clearly as if it had malicious intent, slowly ebbed away from me, I clenched my teeth and keeping myself from crying was the only thing i could do...
Toono Takaki (5cm per second)
The things I had to tell her...
The things I hoped she would listen to...
There were so many of them.
Toono Takaki (5cm per second)
The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up.
Sakata Gintoki (Gintama)
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Someday my memories will fade...and her voice, her actions, I might forget them as well, but I will always remember that I loved Saber...
Emiya Shirou (Fate/stay Night)
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12:09 am, Oct 12 2011
Posts: 44
"You're a wizard, Harry."
Mmm...Tasty
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9:23 am, Oct 12 2011
Posts: 497
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Jake Tyler Brigance: [in his summation, talking about Tonya Hailey] I want to tell you a story. I'm going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves. Go ahead. Close your eyes, please. This is a story about a little girl walking home from the grocery store one sunny afternoon. I want you to picture this little girl. Suddenly a truck races up. Two men jump out and grab her. They drag her into a nearby field and they tie her up and they rip her clothes from her body. Now they climb on. First one, then the other, raping her, shattering everything innocent and pure with a vicious thrust in a fog of drunken breath and sweat. And when they're done, after they've killed her tiny womb, murdered any chance for her to have children, to have life beyond her own, they decide to use her for target practice. They start throwing full beer cans at her. They throw them so hard that it tears the flesh all the way to her bones. Then they urinate on her. Now comes the hanging. They have a rope. They tie a noose. Imagine the noose going tight around her neck and with a sudden blinding jerk she's pulled into the air and her feet and legs go kicking. They don't find the ground. The hanging branch isn't strong enough. It snaps and she falls back to the earth. So they pick her up, throw her in the back of the truck and drive out to Foggy Creek Bridge. Pitch her over the edge. And she drops some thirty feet down to the creek bottom below. Can you see her? Her raped, beaten, broken body soaked in their urine, soaked in their semen, soaked in her blood, left to die. Can you see her? I want you to picture that little girl. Now imagine she's white.
-A Time to Kill
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Walter Crewes: God is just an imaginary friend for grown ups.
-The Big Bounce
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meow meow
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11:10 pm, Nov 1 2011
Posts: 38
"Boys are like video games.you get the right moves and play fair;you'll win him"
