GUY:"Hey Im a carpenter...want me to nail you"

ME: "No thank you I want a carpenter that will nail me the old fashion way with his hammer....and you look like the kinda dude that is gonna need help in preformance and use a nail gun"
...and he just stood there then his friends laughed at him..i kinda felt bad OWELL!!

im not mean...

lol i laughed at that one XD poor guy

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As if handcuffed, I'm bound to the memories of you...

hahah nice one

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"I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death.
Nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, "Unlimited Blade Works."

Yah their is another pick up lines that I say..just fooling around.


"Hey nice shirt...it look even better on my floor"

"The word off the day is LEGS so lets go back to your place and spread the WORD" lol

yah for a girl im pretty peverted but Owell!

Some of the ones my cousin told me:

Do you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

You're the reason for global warming, for you are smoking hot.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

Want to see my hard drive? I swear it's not 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy either. [Just gotta laugh at this one]

My software just turned hardware cause of you.

I'm a great way to burn the calories you just ate.

What time do your legs open at?

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a homerun with you.

Are you from Mars? Cause baby, you're out of this world.

Your daddy must've been a baker cause you're got a nice set of buns.

I'm new in town, please give me directions to your house.

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

There was this GREAT one I knew... but I just can't remember. xD; I'll ask my cousin when I see her on AIM.

EDIT: OH, I remember another one!

Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

My cousins and I always joke around with this one:
"Hey, my names XXX. I forgot my phone number, so can I have yours?"

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I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

Are there ninjas in your butt? Cause your butt is kickin`.

Some kid said it to me.

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Lots and lots of blood!

Do you know the difference between Lunch and sex (they'll say no) then say well lets go out to lunch.

your the shoelace of love, without you i'd be trippin.

are you gonna get in the van or am i gonna have to get physical.





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"Hip-hop was set out in the dark. They used to do it out in the park"

01. Hey, is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you are the BOMB.
02. Are you Jamaican? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy.
03. Hi, I'm _____. Remember that name, because you'll be screaming it later.
04. Baby did you fart? 'Cause you blow me away!

LOL, I've used at least half of those before. You never use them when you're being serious though, only when you're with your friends. Everyone gets a good laugh, and you might end up with a number too... (though usually its just a laugh...)

My favorite was always "I lost my number, can I have yours?"

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My website: www.freewebs.com/robthemanbigboy/

I'm a writer at the moment (not professionally or anything.) Check out my website for some scripts and fanfics and other stuff.

Corny picks can work in some situations when played right, it won't impress but give a good chuckle. Has worked for me anyway.

This one made me smirk. I wonder how many girls would get that one...

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I bet you can still only load it with a floppy.

i lol'd.

alota funny lines here~~

Has anyone actually used any of the lines stated here? Just curious.... coz I don't remember using a pick-up line, ever. Always thought it was only done in movies coz it's way too cheesy to be said in real life.

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~Point & Squirt~