Geez, people have been trough so much hilarious stuff.

I can only remember the classic: " If your not nice, santa wont come"

"Your good at drawing"

..Lying b****. ):

hehe.

When I was really small I once asked my mom what's with the dark spots on the Moon and she told me that one of the biggest spots was her office.

Now she denies having told me that. But I can remember it pretty well. . . Eh, what the heck.



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Ahhh I had this one told to me too! Except they told me I'd get square eyes first, then go blind. My sisters used say that as well. Seems like everyone seriously wanted me off the computer.

It never did work

i was told babies are made when a mother eats too much and i actually believed that.
i think they didn't know how to answer the question since i was too young.

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no i think i have to rephrase that...
i mean that you drink milk first and then you drink coke and then you will vomit...si ive been told >,>

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crying too much makes your eyes disappear.
tv and computer screens will make your eyes turn a rectangle shape.
''nobody else says that to their parents''





this one mostly comes from teachers for me and they only say it to cheer me up or something.

~ "If you kiss a boy, you will have a baby the next day."
~ "If you hold hands with a boy, you will need to bring him home and marry him." O____O;;
~ "If you eat raw carrots, your neck will expand."
~ "If you eat fish, your neck will expand."
~ "If you eat something straight out of the can (without pouring it out into a bowl or something,) you will get cancer."
~ "Wearing your glasses will make your eyes better and you won't need them anymore." She said it because back then, I had these embarrassing large metal framed glasses from the 90's.
~ "When you knit your brow a lot, they will stick together and you'll have a uni-brow."

I don't remember anymore. But it involved a lot of "if you eat ____, then..."

"Eat up, or you'll make the food cry"

my grandmother told me that if i lie God will throw a giant rock at me from heaven.

My parents used to tell me that, in the pond next to my house lives a waterman and if I will go close to it he will grab me and draw me in water. Pretty effective considering it took me years (even knowing that there is no waterman in there) to get over the fear of the pond.

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I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
/Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc, 1989

My mom always told me she bought be from gypsies. Like, not as a joke, but dead serious. She kept up with it for years. If there was a blond lady near by, she'd be like "Look, that could be your real mom!" I still have my doubts...

Once, as well, she told me my brother was adopted.

My mother is a sick and twisted lady.




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When I was 6, they told me, "wow you're really good a drawing!". pfft lies. You know I was horrible way back then. But because of their encouragement, I got a lot better. ^^;

Up until I was eight my dad had me convinced that he was actually an elf who worked part time for santa claus I was pretty pissed at him when I finally figured out it wasn't true.

Also, because of some weird light refraction, there were strange spots of light all over the wall one day, I think I was also eight, maybe nine. My mom then started telling me about how it was aliens watching me from outer space or something, I don't remember the details, but she said it convincingly enough to make me cry. Then she started spazzing and tried to calm me down and told me she was kidding. I hate April Fools day.

But thinking about it...I'm pretty damn gullible, even to this day. Everyone else sure seems to get a kick out of it though...

I was told that one, too. A lot of times, all the time. Until I got tired of it and asked an ophthalmologist if that was true and he said it was all a myth. I remember laughing in my mom's face.

Mom lied a lot. Mom stole from us a lot, too. Saved money, sweets, perfums, make-up.
Then she'd say we lost them because we are so careless and irresponsible.
She'd take our perfums and use them to scent the air of her truck, then said we wasted them because we used them way too much.

She still does that and if we confront her she snaps at us calling us bad children and how we want everyone to believe she's the "witch of the story", honestly. So we just go along and hide our things.