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Does it happen to you?
Guy -- Hate when it happens!
Guy -- Don't really care.
Guy -- I like how big it makes me seem!
Girl -- Never realized this before. O_O Thought it was real.
Girl -- Ahh, already knew such things happen.
Girl -- I'm able to differentiate between the two by now. O_O
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2:58 am, Apr 19 2010
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Okay, you guys must know what I'm talking about! T__T Don't you just hate it when your pants make it seem like you have a "boner" even though you don't. Especially when you sit down, the zipper part of your jeans is just in a lump and you feel so awkward. >.> <.<;;

GUYS, SHARE YOUR PAIN, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

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3:38 am, Apr 19 2010
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Aha... sort of how women's chest sizes seem to grow by a few inches sometimes? laugh

Back to the main topic: I've seen that happening before but now i know what it really is, thanks to Dr. Love! bigrazz

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3:44 am, Apr 19 2010
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Well I don't notice it on anyone else because I don't look...

But I do know about it because my jeans do this as well laugh

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Quote from tactics
Well I don't notice it on anyone else because I don't look...

But I do know about it because my jeans do this as well laugh


Oh right... totally forgot about that. bigrazz

Sometimes, I also look like I'm having some "erection" while wearing pants... which would make it... futa or something? bigrazz

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Yes, so girls, just because there's a bulge doesn't mean they're aroused or
something. >.> <.< Although some guys tend to make those mistakes too. O_O;;

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4:29 am, Apr 19 2010
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I haven't really noticed it lately. I think it's because as I grew taller, my... crotch region... surpassed a certain length and now spreads out properly when I sit down. But that's just me making stuff up. Perhaps I just have a good technique for sitting down, which doesn't cause zipper bunching.

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first of all im a girl... and i dont usually look there and stuff.. but the bulge on the pants stuff happens to everyone... even to girls so i know when its that.. i think... weird topic.. i shall lolzzz now...

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4:50 am, Apr 19 2010
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Isn't the jeans bulge a lot smaller?

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Quote from stubborn blob
Isn't the jeans bulge a lot smaller?


Depends on which point the zipper bulges, but yes it should be smaller. Also to be taken in consideration is that when confined(by things such as underpants) the penis won't be able to reach it's "full stand" so the jeans zipper bulge should be quite similar.

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3:06 pm, Apr 19 2010
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Happens all the time, but it doesn't bother me. Doesn't look much like an erection anyways.

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Happens all the time, but it doesn't bother me. Doesn't look much like an erection anyways.


That depends on the pants =P

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6:57 pm, Apr 19 2010
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It's sort of annoying. Mine does not point that direction,
is not that short/small/abominable and does not start from so high.
It's trying to make people underestimate me. Though, I don't really wear
jeans that do such.

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8:00 pm, Apr 19 2010
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yes...the zipper...good times *sigh*

It has been mistaken for a boner before, not my finest hour
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I think it happens when you sit down, it makes a crease...now if you have a long zipper your going to have one big imaginary erection to those people who decide to misinterprit it.

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