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5:26 am, May 28 2011
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You must have the most awesome mustache ever! And remember, nobody likes smelly feet.

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6:57 am, May 28 2011
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At the base of all, you should be nice and considerate towards her. smile

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Your power level must be over 9000.

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8:03 am, May 28 2011
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this might help you

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8:17 am, May 28 2011
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Don't be insensitive.
Own at least one piece of tie-dye clothing.

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8:21 am, May 28 2011
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Be mean and keep them keen.

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Post #472449 - Reply to (#472436) by the-burden
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Quote from the-burden
Be mean and keep them keen.


That only works for shoujo manga characters laugh .

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Well they always seem to have a soft spot for "bad boys".

I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding fucking proposals - and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: "And I'm not getting laid?" What am I doing wrong... Okay, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here?

I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say:
"What a cute butt."
He's Satan!
"You don't know him like I do."
He's the Prince of Darkness!
''I can change him.''
— Bill Hicks
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11:36 am, May 28 2011
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Get to level 99 on pokemon.
And give him/her pickles on his/her birthday.

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11:47 am, May 28 2011
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The perfect boyfriend is like Miisa, but male.

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11:52 am, May 28 2011
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being perfect bf is HARD!!! sad

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11:58 am, May 28 2011
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Collect all 7 dragon balls and don't wish for panties.

Post #472482 - Reply to (#472449) by WandereroftheDeep
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WHAT?!
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12:55 pm, May 28 2011
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Quote from WandereroftheDeep
Quote from the-burden
Be mean and keep them keen.


That only works for shoujo manga characters laugh .

You'd actually be surprised laugh

on topic, your efforts are futile, there will always be faults. You just have to learn to work around them.

Post #472483 - Reply to (#472482) by kaerfehtdeelb
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1:05 pm, May 28 2011
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Quote from kaerfehtdeelb
Quote from WandereroftheDeep
Quote from the-burden
Be mean and keep them keen.


That only works for shoujo manga characters laugh .

You'd actually be surprised laugh

on topic, your efforts are futile, there will always be faults. You just have to learn to work around them.


Works for Quagmire.

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Post #477833 - Reply to (#472460) by StarlightDreams
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Quote from StarlightDreams
Get to level 99 on pokemon.
And give him/her pickles on his/her birthday.

eek eek eek eek eek

That would SO work on me. bigrazz

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