"That nothing we have is worth hurting anyone else for."
-Lucidending via Reddit.com

There is a user that goes by the name Lucidending that made a discussion about how he had a 51 hours to live after having recently pulled the plug on his cancer treatment. In the thread, he asked anyone for questions and posted that reply concerning a question about a message for the world.

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~Benny Hill

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~Point & Squirt~

"Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions."
- Terry Pratchett

quite fitting for what's happening in northern africa right now (don't get me wrong)
also, pretty much everything you could quote from Terry Pratchett.
that man is a genius when it comes to funny quotes (click for some more quotes)

- Blackadder



- Mr Mousebender (John Cleese), buying cheese

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If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

"I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think" ~ Cowboy Bebop

"Man will soon get used to it... Whether it be fighting or killing each other." ~ Andrew Waltfeld

"Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire" ~ Rei Ayanami

"History is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever." Mariemaia Kushrenada

"We can stay up late, watch Scary Movies, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" Donkey from Shrek

"J-J-J-Jack! But they said you were dead. You must be - double dead!" Nightmare before Christmas

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So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?

There is a simple solution to every problem; finding the simple solution is the difficult problem. ~Me

Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"? ~Axel Foley

I have the money and I *do* wanna do business, but with *you*. I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this dude is a cop. I know when I can smell a pig inside the room. I used to be a Muslim, man. And I know that's pork over here. And th- [sniffs] Yes, pork! It's definitely pork. I ain't doin' s*** around this dude, man. You wanna do business, you know where to find me. F*** you, man. Ala oo akba. ~Axel Foley

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming FRIENDLY fire. ~Murphy's Law

Friendly fire isn't. ~Murphy's Law

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. ~Murphy's Law

Hey guys! Watch this! ~Various douche's who are not alive today

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There is a simple solution to every problem; finding the simple solution is the difficult problem.

"I am.......my own GOD" - Sayan Banerjee (<~ That's me... XD)

"Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most." - Mark Twain / Ozzy Osborne (made it famous)

Great!

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"I'm here to kick ass and drink tea, and I'm all out of tea"
"If something can go wrong It will go wrong"
"I am indifferent to sight of creatures, alive or dead... But I don't like to see anyone between both states."
"There is no "ABOVE" after all.... I'm GOD!"- TWGOK
"Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
"Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

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"Rest assured, this fight will end with my rocket launcher."
"Things done, are none."
"If you see the world as yours, there is nothing to desire."

"Think of me a big steady boat for you on the ocean of life!!"
"You may be a big steady boat, but you're full of holes….and sinking."

"If its weak, you eat it. If it's strong, you kill it. Then eat it!"
"When things go wrong, don't go with them."
"Its not that I'm the type of of person who follows people off the cliff, I just like to jump off cliffs."
"I don't have to believe in or love anything. I simply tolerate it."
"I'm just gonna take a wild stab at this problem and hit you."

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This is an interesting planet.

"Your face is making the motions but the smile isn't there."
-Me

"Best friends are the siblings that God forgot to give us"
-anonymous
Read it in a book, anyone know Chicken Soup for the Soul? =D

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Bleach has a lot of great quotes, but the one I'm posting has nothing to do w/ it, but I think it's one of the best quotes I've heard/read:

"Rape really is a way of killing a person, but then asking them to get up afterwards. So it's a way of stealing one's spirit, but you're supposed to somehow keep going." (Salamishah Tillet)

Life's funny. To a kid, time always drags. Suddenly you're fifty. All that's left of your childhood... fits in a rusty little box.

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.


- Benjamin Franklin c. 1775

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."

"To LIVE is the rarest thing in the world. Most people EXIST, that is all"

In a world where everything horrible happens TODAY, 1 teenager struggles to remember YESTERDAY,while desperately trying to make it to TOMORROW

Famous last words:

I am about to -- or I am going to -- die: either expression is correct.
~~ Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, d. 1702

I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .
(Killed in battle during US Civil War.)
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900