Had one just last night. (Well this morning actually.)

So I had to work overtime yesterday which means later than 12am. It was already late by the time I got out of work, like 2am, so my close friend (a hot guy btw) calls me and says he'll walk me home so nothing bad can happen. We're on the bus and there's barely any passengers; he's on his phone and I'm listening to my iPod, I look to my side and I notice this man picking his nose, I know no big deal right so I look away. But for some reason I keep on looking because he was really digging in. Next thing you know there's a big bump on the bus and all I see is blood gushing down the guy's nose...let's just say that even though I'm a med student I can't bare to see the sight of blood. One minute later I barf on my hot friends' lap....

So besides him being grossed out he's also covered in vomit. I tell him come to my house and get cleaned up. In my head I'm thinking, "Ok not so bad, gross but at least I can get something out of this..." I was wrong! While he was cleaning up I decide to reheat some left over food. Stupid me puts the food on paper towels, once again...microwave gets a bit burned and the whole house is consumed by smoke, again...

Hot guy friend leaves after smoke clears out. We didn't get to do anything fun. And I was dropped a level from 'sexy Mai' to 'ditzy Mai'. Oh the humiliation!

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@LunaMay
Throw up on him again and see if you can get a redo!

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"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "

Lol, that might actually be a good idea.
I am so tempted to try that now.

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or at least spill something in his lap and offer to clean it up
excessive vomiting is prolly not good

No don't do that.
Just invite him over for food and send him alot of hints while you cook him something. If he's not an imbecile he'll catch on and give u the response your probably looking for.

If he is an imbecile... well I cant help u

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"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "

yes listen to Caliber. he is (prolly) smart enough to give you decent advise

Oh yes, great advise from a guy is rare to find. Thank you~

Had an embarrassing moment today-
I slipped on snow and fell on dog poop. My boyfriend (same guy) 'accidentally' slipped as well (didn't fall on poop -.-"') so all our friends were laughing at us. It was sweet, embarrassing but still sweet.

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*bump*

I just remembered of a very embarrassing situation that came upon me around october time last year in school.

There I was, in the common room, minding my own, trying to get some shut eye with my legs stretched out on a chair, and this girl jumped me (she's a friend, not just some random person ) and started to scream my name in a very suggestive way.

She wouldn't get off me! So I had to wait until she was 'done', facepalming the whole way through, with everyone roaring with laughter.

FML I still get stick for that...

Hehe, I actally just posted one of them in this thread, so instead of repeating, I'll point you there.

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If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

From a bumper sticker I like:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

I have two things.
The first one was when i was in the seventh grade.
During french, I get up to sharpen my pencil.
Back then, I was always fidgeting with stuff, in this case, my keys, so I was holding them in my hand as I weant.
After sharpening my pencil, I went back to my seat.
Ten minutes later, the teacher freaks out.
Her keys are gone!
She is especially upset sinc the school has had a lot of breakins lately, and they have just changed the locks.
Safe to say, no one can leave before she gets her keys back.
After almost an hour, I put my hand in my pocket
"Hm... I don't remember having that many keys..."
Somehow I must have picked them up when sharpening my pencil.
(The sharpeners was on the teachers desk)
After a few minutes of agonizing, I walk up and try to explain.
For the next three weeks, I was known by the nonsensical nickname "Keygenerator".
How fucking silly is that?

Second thing was in... well, our equivalent to highschool.
Back then I had quite a temper, and people thought it was hillarious to piss me of and get me into trouble...
So, for a whole day, people pester me, call my name behind my back, question my sexuallity, tells me about how my mother takes it in the eye, that they are gonna fuck me up after school, throw stuff at me when I turn my back, the usual annoying shit... the usual annoying shit.
By the end of the day I am fuming. In the last class (unsupervised), as I'm trying to read, several micelaneous objects hit me in the back of the head.
When a half-full coke can hit me in the neck, I have had enough, I get up, turn around, starts towards the asshole who usually starts shit...
And trip over my own chair, resulting in an epic faceplant onto a nearby chair.
Apparently, it looked fucking hillarious...
Trip to the hospital, Mild concussion, and weeks of ebarassment followed.

Freshman year of highschool:
Me and a buddy of mine would usually eat our lunches in our math classroom. He would always bring a habanero pepper with his sandwiches so i asked him to bring me one for tomorrow. When tomorrow came he told me to be careful since they're very spicy, but I was a very arrogant freshman. I took his biggest habanero and ate it in one bite without my food. About 30 seconds later I'm chugging all the water out my water bottle and running to the vending machine to buy more water. After 5 minutes at the water fountain I finally feel slightly better, but then I upchuck all the water I drank into the garbage bag.

If your hispanic friend advises you not to eat a habanero, listen to him.

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A life without pain is a life without joy

well its not the most but still counts......


I went to university with my shirt the wrong way all day till a class mate told me......... more stupidly I changed my shirt outside the class in front of every body T_Tu

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Polite bump.


Hmm, I don't really have any embarrassing moments in particular, but I'm sure you all know the "clumsy girl" archetype. Well, that's how I am. =.= It's weird though, since it always happens at inconvenient times! D:

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I think it's time to expose myself! O_O!
Just happened today. (Actually looked for this thread to tell my horrid story >___>).
Well, it's the classic slip on something while walking thing.But slightly worse.
Here goes:
I just finished lunch at school and was about to go to class since the bell rang. Suddenly, this (stupid) motha f**** tries to make a shot with his garbage. Unfortunately, with his lack of basketball skills, his water bottle doesn't make it. So it rolls over to me. Not noticing the water bottle, I take a step and slip. My head hits the floor (didn't hurt much,though)..but the worst part is..this seagull felt like crapping and crapped on my hair! D:< It looked like I had white highlight streaks! And to top that off, everyone saw it and the guy didn't even say sorry! ;-;

Edit: 900th post! Yay.


Last edited by Yenoh at 7:29 pm, Oct 5 2009

You sound happy, too happy