"DESU!!!"
-Suiseseki

(you all go on about ur "profound quotes," I'll enjoy my superficial ones)

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even though i do live in America...

"One may say that evil does not exist for subjective man at all, that there exist only different conceptions of good. Nobody ever does anything deliberately in the interests of evil, for the sake of evil. Everybody acts in the interests of good, as he understands it. But everybody understands it in a different way. Consequently men drown, slay, and kill one another in the interests of good."
-Gurdjieff (1873-1949)

I'll see if i can find more of my favorites

I like this one from Neon Genesis Evangelion:

"You know, pain is something man must endure in his heart. And since the heart feels pain so easily, some believe that life is pain."

..and "Hakuna Matata!" is a nice one. xD

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"Things that are evil in the light might be good when done in the dark"

Found a new good one. it's in my siggie.

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"He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past" -Kane (Command & conquer)
I love that quote.

"Five exclamation points, a sure sign of an insane mind."
"Only in our dreams are we free, the rest of the time we need wages."
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
"Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself."
-Terry Pratchette

"Pain is weakness leaving the body."
-my dad claims it's an old Army saying, but I'm not sure I believe him...

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."

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I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

My favourite quotes would have to be in Shakespear's plays

"My Salad Days, The days where i was green in judgement"
"Cry Havoc, and let loose the dogs of war"

my fave anime one is
"God is in his heaven. All is right with the world" - Evangelion (bottom of NERV logo)

actually they took that nerv quote from robert browning's poem "pippa passes" but it is still a good quote

"If you stare long enough into the abyss, the abyss will start staring at you"- Baldurs gate


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Gizdiću, ne čitaj mi postove, degenu jedan!!

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."
Elbert Hubbard

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
Unkown

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

Quite possibly the almightiest quote.

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It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?

one of my favorite movies

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"Let's put a smile on that face."

"Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it."

"Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a "shell" if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags."

"Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet."

"To us, it might look like just a rag. But to the brave, embattled men of the fort, it was more than that. It was a flag of surrender. And after that, it was torn up and used for shoe-shine rags, so the men would look nice for the surrender."

"I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!"

"How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak."

"I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!"

all of the above are by jack handey. :] i love this guy's quotes. the quote in my sig is also by him.

"Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt, too." --Phoenix Wright

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"A good book is like a garden in the pocket"

"All is fair in love and war"

"The only things certain in life are death, and taxes"


My favorite quotes. =D No idea who they are by. Awesome though.

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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings"

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."

"Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from"

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

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Your face is dented.