only many small lies i think. like "what, you never told me to make dinner mom?" or "im sick *cough* can i stay home today". hmm but the most recent one must have been this saturday. "oh people were drinking in our basement last night?!!! i didn't know i went to bed pretty early!" and yes they did believe the last one

biggest lie told to me...hmm...not many big ones, but theres always the "im not gonna tell anyone, i promise" and the next day everyone knows but maybe im just too naive. oh, but me and my friend did catch this girl we kinda knew in making up a boyfriend. helpful tip: if you are "talking on the phone with your boyfriend" turn it on silent so no one calls you in the middle of your convo

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I was going out with a guy that I really liked but he turned out to be a complete idiot. Luckily, he didn't live in the same city I lived, I just went there during weekends to hang out with some friends. So what I did was hide from him the fact that I was going and when we met in a bar, I told him I was not his girlfriend, but his girlfriend's twin. I had to keep up with that story for some time >.<!

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My whole life is a lie.

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Far-off places with sweet sounding names.

I'd like to hear your rationales.

Dimmu is no more.

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Far-off places with sweet sounding names.

I don't get melancholic because of Dimmu.
Sorry, can't sense it.

bye

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No one gives a shit what trite garbage you write here.

Someone once asked me if I set that fire. I told them no. Yeah, that was a pretty big lie I told, and I was only five. After that, the next would be telling my mom I was going one place and instead going to Los Angeles for the day. Its a solid three hour drive there from where I'm at on a good day

Now, being rather gullible, I've more or less stopped caring about people lying to me, and couldn't tell you what massive lies I've been told. Also, I can't think of any.

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Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.

The biggest lie told to me by my mother was that I was found in a garbage can when I was a baby.
And when my doctor told me, in the presence of my mother, that I was pregnant.

I can't remember of the biggest lie I told. I usually don't like to lie. Sometimes I tell obvious lies as a joke but it looks like that my friends are too naive and can believe anything.

she says that to me all the time D:

i dont lie to an extent where i say the "biggest lie"
but if a prank call works as a lie then yes..
My cousin is married with a guy from turkey... they have this store where u rent stuffs..
THEY asked me(my mom and cousin) to call him and make the prank..
T_T i called him of course at that moment i was trying So hard to not laugh ...
i made up a name: Chulanta..
i told him i wanted to rent so things and i gave him such a weird locations(that doesnt exist) weird names and the guy was telling me his spanish wasnt very good TT_TT he is such a nice guy..
i dont feel this way any more... but i felt soooo guilty cz he was calling my cousin every 5 minutes .. that someone called and blah blah blah

btw normally when i "lie" its in a sarcastic very obvious way... but ppl still belive me..
like they ask me something .. i answer withouth even knowing what they are talking about and they still believe in this Angel

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"It's so warm that, Before the snow has a chance to stick, He melts it for me."

I did this the other day. I stated to my mum that I completed my math hw already, but I hadn't. I couldn't exactly do it after I said that either because she would walk in on me and would have known I was lying.

Thank the heavens I had a free period the next morining to get it all done

I lie daily about what I'm doing on the computer. If she found out I was on forums...that would be the end of me O.o

I don't think I've ever made a major lie...probably have but I can't remember for shizz.


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Biggest lie told: Nothing major, just small lies here and there.
Biggest lie told to me: Human evolves from apes.

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One lie I said is that I told my mom that all my classmates were wearing make up, when in fact there were very few that did. And it worked, she bought me a big make up kit, eye liner and I feel kinda guilty for this. I remembered this, because right know I'm applaing my make up, while writing.
As for my biggest lie...like I'd leave evidence of it.
but really I usually don't lie, except maybe for white lies

Lie told to me: my biology theacher had died or had a car accident . My reaction: Really? . I hated her so much that I was actually happy (pretty evil of me). but it was Aprils Fools

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I love vampires.