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Herder of Pigeons
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2:22 pm, Jun 30 2009
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heh, these are the most interesting I got.. (written by people who can't spell AIDS)
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1.A particularly painful shit, normally invovling those weird spiky bits you can never identify

2.Cannot get anybody to notice them. Never had a first kiss. They called there "first kiss" one with an ugly leper con during spin the bottle and it was a peck.

3.Looks like my asshole on crack, mixed with aid infested gum balls.

4.A huge whore with skin like leather and who hates anyone that does not sit directly in front of her. Takes it up the ass like a bitch.
Her vagina is so loose and old that people have gotten lost inside of it, as well as trapped in cobwebs inside.


Really fvcking glad I'm not at school these days... laugh

Last edited by centzon totochtin at 5:36 pm, Jun 30 2009

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2:31 pm, Jun 30 2009
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Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.

If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.

Oh I agree biggrin

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2:50 pm, Jun 30 2009
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One who dances to old school Will Smith in cars and ghost hunts for fun. All in all, quite quirky with random-ness 24/7.
^ .. okay, that's sorta true about the random-ness 24/7 part. But I don't dance to old school Will Smith in cars and ghost hunt for fun..
I really don't.

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a very pretty latina. has a nice juicy ass.looks white.very nice and funny.
loves her besties!
BEACH BUM
^ I'm not even white, man.
God, LOL-ing at this hard -_-"

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Usually has a purse full of bubble gum, candy, and quarter bag of chips. If not fed regularly, curse words will fly. Known for putting her size 10 in anyones ass. Will spend more time smoking at work then doing actual work.
^ Haha, 2nd sentence works most for me, but the rest does NOT -o-

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when ______ is used for a guys name he is usualy bisexual or gay.
^ Good thing I'm not one?



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4:48 pm, Jun 30 2009
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A black kid none

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9:39 pm, Jun 30 2009
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Kelly
1. the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the f*** cares cause canadians are pretty f***ing sweet
Person 1:yo its Kelly, she's awesome brah.
Person 2: yeah i know man. she's from canada!
(I'm not from Canada and I'm not Irish, btw.)
2. (a literal definition)
3. Most wonderful person to chat with.
Kelly said: I drove my car against a wall, and I was like roflomfg

The rest were like these:
5. The most wonderful girl I will ever meet, she's pretty, smart, kind, funny....I could go on forever! I love her and she doesn't even know it...Definately the coolest person in the world.
"See her? That's Kelly she's the coolest person ever!"
6. A person of extreme phisical attractiveness, with the eyes of a goddess, hair of a model, and the breasts of a stripper.
Verb- To sway, or walk in a way that makes males sweat.
Damn, I wish my girlfriend was a Kelly.
I couldn't help myself. She Kellied passed me and I fell in love.


And these were the creepy ones:
16. Horse lover who loves to have o*** with mustangs and gay men.
24. Someone's exposed butt crack. Especially when at least three inches is visible and hairy.

Also slang for ketamine
... I like 3. smile

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The White Guy
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9:57 pm, Jun 30 2009
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mine sucks
Also known as a person who is a complete tool.
this person thinks he's hot shit, although everyone who knows him hates him. it can also mean someone who is obsessed with themself, but in reality, is a little ahole who needs to learn when to shut the f up.
i cleaned up the cursing a bit
this one is just confusing
3.All wise playstation 2 yoda.
now im sad


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So basically to vanquish the world of evil you must have mega sex with a girl then your soul is taken...yes
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African Albino Cat
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11:21 pm, Jun 30 2009
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a handsome young basketball player who's going to play for Lakers in the future laugh laugh laugh

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Mangaphile
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11:25 pm, Jun 30 2009
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im amazed at this because im prolly the exact opposite


caden

a hot as hell, ripped out of his mind, hunky piece of man meat any girl would go crazy to have. enormous penis, immensely popular, and has girls hanging off his pinky
"omg girll, that guys a total caden. we should just rape him."

caden

To hump ones leg or the side of their body furiously.
"Dude, Megan was totally cadened at the party!"

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3:21 am, Jul 2 2009
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Alexandria

The second largest city in Egypt, Alexandria, known as "The Pearl of the Mediterranean"

Alexandria is so cool!



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4:04 am, Jul 3 2009
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My name isn't in there.

So I checked my nickname.

1. the act of being supa fly
shit son, you sure are a brande.

2. Testicles(in Malaysian Punjabi)
Girl: Y r u so scared? Don't u have brande in ur jockeys?
Boy: Boys have testicles.. not brandes..
Girl: Whats the freakin difference, fuckhead?


...why alcohol isn't listed, I'm not sure.

Post #303083 - Reply to (#303070) by akuma_river
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5:45 am, Jul 3 2009
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...why alcohol isn't listed, I'm not sure.

'Cause people know it's brandy?

Post #303084 - Reply to (#302341) by kiddo
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5:47 am, Jul 3 2009
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Kelly
1. the coolest person you will ever meet. may be irish or canadian but who the f*** cares cause canadians are pretty f***ing sweet
Person 1:yo its Kelly, she's awesome brah.
Person 2: yeah i know man. she's from canada!
(I'm not from Canada and I'm not Irish, btw.)
2. (a literal definition)
3. Most wonderful person to chat with.
Kelly said: I drove my car against a wall, and I was like roflomfg

The rest were like these:
5. The most wonderful girl I will ever meet, she's pretty, smart, kind, funny....I could go on forever! I love her and she doesn't even know it...Definately the coolest person in the world.
"See her? That's Kelly she's the coolest person ever!"
6. A person of extreme phisical attractiveness, with the eyes of a goddess, hair of a model, and the breasts of a stripper.
Verb- To sway, or walk in a way that makes males sweat.
Damn, I wish my girlfriend was a Kelly.
I couldn't help myself. She Kellied passed me and I fell in love.


And these were the creepy ones:
16. Horse lover who loves to have o*** with mustangs and gay men.
24. Someone's exposed butt crack. Especially when at least three inches is visible and hairy.

Also slang for ketamine
... I like 3. smile



Same.

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6:11 pm, Jul 3 2009
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"a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend."

Lol.

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10:35 am, Jul 5 2009
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^_^ I am now proud of my name smile
[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Annie[url] biggrin

Yesh..my first name is Annie....

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10:38 am, Jul 5 2009
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1. Jure

the most amazing person in the entire world very caring and always up for a good time. There is no one better.
Wow that guy must be jure he is amazing


Looks like I am amazing...

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