The statement is also valid if the tool is dirty and
the hands are smered in rotten pig pancreas and gall.

Ah ha! I knew it! You were like that freaky stuff. Are you Pedobear?

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True, but think of it this way.

The hands touch and exchange millions of germs throughout the day. Thus, I was my hands before and after I use the toilet. The only thing the penis experiences is sweat and occasional urine. Nothing some alcohol wipes can't fix.

So imagine if you kept your hands in gloves all day, and everytime you took the gloves off, you washed em... Sounds like some mighty clean hands to me.

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I actually have an obsession regarding clean hands. If I touch something
very dusty or dirty, I feel like there was something on the surface of my
hands that needs to be gotten rid of. <_<

yes....that's what we call "feeling dirty", everyone does it. Otherwise what do we have soap, rubbing alcohol, hand sanitizer for anyway...

Presumably you aren't the only one who's going to wash their hands after touching something, oh say, mud or perhaps pigeon crap.

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Werd?
It had to be that, huh?

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Well, if you live in the city, pigeons like to target people and their cars. You are bound to be found wiping those splattered yellow white green blob from your window. Although most of the times, it spreads like yaoi.

Hey, if you really don't care, after handling pigeon crap, stir your coffee with your finger. It might taste just like creme.

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okay. i might get some flak for this but here goes

the vagina gets many things inserted into it
the penis gets nothing inserted into it

the penis does get inserted into the vagina which is still contaminated by whatever else (other dicks) was in it

both are equally dirty

but you can wash a dick yo. vaginas are filthy forever

lol, get someone to clean it for you. There should be a service where you give them 80 dollars and they give you a whole body clean up. They clean from your hair to in between your toes. And no, I am not talking about prostitutes, cause they are bad and illegal.

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is there really a place you can pay someone to stick a cleaning device up ur vajayjay? that's quite magical

i thought thats why people douched vaginas

douches aren't all that effective, its basically shooting water up ur vagoo and hoping for the best results.

What do you suggest, then?

Also, I'd say circumcision has a major effect on this.


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I don't know, that's why I said vaginas are dirtier ;D I'm talking about the insides, i don't think you can it them without doing something not-so-good for it. My mum just taught me to clean the outside ;x