An idea came across my mind whilst watching the movie Hangover and I thought why don't I start a topic about really crazy nights when YOU were drunk.

Well I'll start:

I was on an open-air Party with my friends, where we were drinking red bull and vodka. One thing lead to another and we were really drunk of course. Somehow my girlfriend annoyed me, because she wanted to go home, and it started to rain. She left me and i've lost my friends somewhere in the crowd. Because it was raining, I had the genial idea to climb up a tree, thinking it would rain less there.. The police came soon afterwards and raided the party, whereas I've been on the tree singing. They noticed me of course and told me to go down and I shouldn't jump. I obeyed them and when I came down I noticed they where all around me. I didn't want my parents to know that the police arrested me, so i pretended that I had a gun (A hand in my jacket)--> Total disaster. They thought i was joking and so they came near me, I pulled out my hand and shouted BOOOM and started to run. 500m after they caught me up with a police car and asked for my identity. I gave them of course a false one + false adresse. After they noticed i was lying, because we went to that adress and asked the family, they put me in jail for a weekend, where they found out my real adress xD.

My father told this to the whole incident: Congratulations son, now you're a fully acknowledged member of our family!

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Fortunately, I've never been drunk.

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I got, for the lack of better term - shitfaced, and my two girlfriends picked up a guy from a club to sleep at MY place since my house was the closest. He was from out of town and his friends left him at the club, he doesn't have a ride back to the hotel... so they felt sorry for him...

Anyway, I woke up and saw a guy I've never seen before sleeping on my floor.
I panicked a bit since I couldn't remember what happened the night before (which was crazy but that's another story).
Own room? Check.
Clothes on? Check.
So I just woke him up and asked what happened He was a nice guy (and cute! no wonder my friends took him lol) but still, that was freaky. He left me some weed as a thank you present. WTF. Looking back, I guess that was pretty funny.

Your dad is so win!

EDIT: I remember vaguely one time when me and my friends got drunk at a bar. One of my friends started to throw a chair around all of a sudden. Some other guy we did not know didn't like this behaviour so he took that chair and threw it on my best friends head. My eyes went red, I got up and yelled at the dude.

You can guess what happened. There was a shitstorm a brewin.

All of a sudden there were this huge bar fight and we were like 20 people fighting each other.

The police came of course but neither of the groups went to jail or something. The only thing we got were bruises.

Last edited by Selim at 4:19 am, Dec 9 2011

Hahaha, I would love to get really drunk someday and loosen up, but I think there are things preventing me:

1) I may have a high tolerance for boose, but then again, I am not usually a heavy drinker, because . . .
2) . . . I hate the taste of alcohol; the only kind I have mildly liked so far was cranberry vodka, which I have heard is strong, but I am not sure.

I am young, so it is embarrassing to go to a bar and ask for something 'tasty.'


@ the girl who slept with her clothes on:
You should have really specified your gender from the beginning; when you said 'my two girlfriends picked up a guy [. . .],' I was, like, 'WTF!? You have two girlfriends who get along with each other and hang out with other guys!?'

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It's easy to get rid of the taste of alcohol, cuz most of the cocktails have a sweet taste. What I could recommend, (even if i only drink pure vodka and beer most of the time), is Tea with Rum, Malibu with Pineapple juice aaand if you're home ( my own creation and i liked it) mix white vodka with chocolate pudding, I know it sounds weird, but i think it's really tasty.



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There are loads of alcoholic drinks that you can mix which can get rid of the strong alcoholic taste. Things like Disaronno and Cranberry juice for example. I recon it tastes like a bakewell tart. Archers and Lemonade tastes pretty nice too. I personally like a mix of Tia-Maria and Orange Juice (I think it tastes like chocolate orange) but a few of my friends think I'm mad when I order that drink. The people behind the bar have given me strange looks when I order that one too XD I think it tastes nice though... :< Malibu and Coke/Pineapple juice is another favourite of mine.
Stay away from vodka if you want things that taste nice. Vodka's gross, no matter what you mix it with.

As for the topic...well I recon the craziest thing I've done is go and sit in the middle of a main road, just so I can say that I've sat in the middle of the main road XD I've also had an experience in a club where I've gotten hammered and the hangover the next day lasted an entire 24 hours, but I didn't do anything crazy, I just got completely wasted

Last edited by tactics at 11:15 am, Dec 10 2011

ROFL well I I have done a lot of stupid things when I got drunk, most of which I don't remember myself and don't know until someone else tells me about it. I have woken up to strange women in my bed, been in a knife fight, punched in the face by a black belt, made out with another guy, got lost on the way to taco bell and then pasted out in a ditch, got detained by military police officers, fell off my roof, destroyed a bathroom door, went streaking with a buddy. Yep that are a few some of the my drunken escapades each one has its own story, but I don't have a time to explain them all. Anyway Cheers and never stop chasing that green fairy.

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@ DrPepper & tactics:

Thanks for the suggestions you guys. I will keep them in mind the next time I order a drink, but I think I will hold off for a while on the white vodka with chocolate pudding (until I get a refrigerator) and the Tia-Maria with orange juice (until I get more experience). Since you both like Malibu with pineapple juice, I might try it first.




Holy shit, dude, you are wild! You should write a blog about your drunken adventures.

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I can't remember the times I got wasted by alcohol.... but I do remember the times I got incredibly high!
So my best friend and I decided to make weed brownies for the first time. I don't have a very high tolerance for anything whether it be a glass of wine or a weed brownie, but, like idiots, we didn't research the recommended amount of weed to be put in a batch of brownies so we put sixty dollars worth of weed into the brownies. We started eating them and didn't feel the high immediately, so we ate more, and then suddenly, everything was just... ah horrible. I was convinced that my nerves were extra sensitive so I kept saying, "stop touching me, please" and I'd scream when my best friend touched me. I remember thinking that the kitchen lights looked like they were those light displays in Home decor catalogues, and then I thought that I couldn't move so I curled into a ball and stared at the wall, ignoring my best friend who kept saying, "I can't feel my feet. They must be fake." And then I started to freak out because I started thinking that somebody was posing as my best friend and that they were saying horrid things to upset me so I started kicking her and ran into the closet. O_O
this is pretty much how my night felt http://danieldickey.com/the-effects-of-eating-weed-brownies/, 5:15 am was pretty much my whole night.

Last edited by DorkFishOK at 11:23 pm, Dec 10 2011

I've rarely gotten completely paralytic before, even when drinking straight. But I'm not much of a regular drinker anyway and I have to say I'm more of a depressed drunk... I'd usually wake up and find myself lying on a beach or on the grass.


Or ice-cream will do.

Can't say I've ever done anything particularly crazy, but I rarely wake up after a night of drinking and think "everything went better than expected!" A few of my friends think my drunken behaviour is legendary and a few of them think I am a disgrace. Once I've sobered up I tend to agree with the latter. I can be a depressed drunk, but it usually follows a stage of being loud, hysterical and vulgar, and then the dreaded hitting on people stage where I have no boundaries and generally make a complete fool out of myself.

DorkFishOK's weed story is quite interesting. I've never done weed although I knew someone who tried magic mushroom tea and she told me that she was hallucinating that everything - literally everything - was covered in carpet

edit: also, @Seijurou: this thread might be useful? I might bring it back in a sec.

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Normally that doesn't really happen but since it was an edible, the effects were... a bit more than expected. Especially since I put sixty dollars worth of weed into a batch that required twenty dollars worth. Edibles affect you more because you actually digest the weed-my high (I'm not kidding) lasted for two days. Had I eaten more that night it would have lasted longer. I was off my rocker. I remember waking up and still feeling very high and my dad called and I told him, "I feel like I'm in a sea of sand..." If you ever want to try it, for God's sake do not try edibles first. Also, you'll notice that time seems to slow down. You'll be sitting there and you think it's been a moment when it's really been an hour. I sometimes get high just to see what I write, though they tend to be a bit stupid, things like, "Time is stuck in the walls" and "I feel like I'm in Home Depot but... I can't move." Very strange. It made my body feel tingly and I felt like I was coming apart-like you know when you put a cookie into a glass of milk and it starts to dissolve and come apart and it's hard to grab it from the cup because it keep coming apart into mush... that is how I felt lol

I don't think that I've ever done anything terribly regrettable and/or legendary while wasted. Unfortunately my personality stays about the same, with my subconscious leaking out a bit.

I did once convince a bartender in Goldengai that I was a best-selling Russian novelist (despite only speaking about 3 words of Russian), which lead to a round of free quarter century Glenmorangie while a friend was busy buying our shill (a ~73-year-old Japanese woman) drinks, so maybe I just become a more willing liar.

I rarely get hungover though. High tolerance is a nice thing to have.

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