i wore crotchless jeans lol

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the dumbest thing i ever did was this summer,, me and a guy i know was so drunk we could barely walk,, and we decided it was a good plan to buy hookers, this was on vacation so we shared a hotel room, it was pretty awkward to wake up the day after,, and 2 days before i woke up with a lip piercing and one in the ear,, i will never drink again

I have done so many dumb things that I have psyched myself not to remember them otherwise I would be dying of embarrasment every moment.

But one thing I do remember was, I was trying to register a date online for a certain exam that cost $70 or so, put in next week's date instead of an after 6 month's date. I wasnt prepare at all and realized it after I clicked "Pay". Ultimately, my mom had to pay $140 - twice the amount which is quite a lot in my country as I had to apply again for the new date. My mom received quite a shock when the credit card company called .... Ah! days of my life...I now know the significance of a "click" in online payment

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I don't trust online payments. xD
Nor do I trust myself.

The only thing I could think of was I once drove the car in the dark without my lights on. >>;

another dumb thing was...few months bak, i was driving wit my friends from a gym and it was night time...and as i came to the street wher im suppose to turn "right"...but i changed lanes the the far left and was bout the turn left when my friend was like "yo man, your suppose the turn right not left" and im like shit and so....i jus changed 4 lanes to turn right into the street...and i was got hit by another car goin 50mph as i crazily changed lanes to turn right...i was a pretty scary moment cuz i didnt want get hit by a car cuz the insurance would hav gone up cuz im under aged driver but luckily didnt get hit

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love is evil, spell it backwards and I'll show you...

"my mind shines bright even when my thoughts seem dark"

Never Ignorant Getting Goals Accomplished

The Hate U Give Little Infates F***s Everybody

justILLMATIC

I drank a assload of brandy and read manga and start getting woosey and I forgot that may parents where comin home soon so I called my bro and he gave a lot of bread and made me go to bed.

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All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon Bonaparte

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God. - Voltaire

Most of my stupid things are little ones that don't really matter, like thinking someone's talking to you when they're not (doesn't help that my real name is also a common English word ) or almost putting the milk away in the pantry instead of the fridge.

Let me say in my defense that at the time both of these happened I had 2.5 year old twins, was working at their daycare, and was also getting up at 3 am or some gawdawful time like that to do two paper routes.

Biggest stupid thing: when I was paying the utility bill, I somehow wrote the check for the balance in my account rather than the amount of the bill. 'Twas not good, though I did manage to get it straightened out and most (all? can't remember...) of the fees refunded. Good thing, since that was food money!

Also accidentally fell asleep after getting my kids to bed one evening, woke up & saw the clock said 9:00 and TOTALLY freaked out because I'd completely missed the paper routes AND was late to work at the daycare. And of course, after about 5 minutes of sheer panic and racing around the house like a maniac, I finally wondered why neither place had called me, and realized that it was 9:00 pm and I'd only been asleep a couple of hours. (Sleep deprivation and I don't do too well together...)

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"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll, can.general, March 21, 1992

Working at the local District Attorney's office of child support, I was an evening part-timer disbursing payments from baby's daddies to their rightful recipients. Being a full-time student didn't help in keeping my focus on my routinely boring job, and some lucky souls almost got a month's worth of child support in the six-digit area. Fortunately (or unfortunately), the boss got to it before it cleared, and before I knew it I was hawking random cheap goods from China door to door.

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What's yours is mine, and what's mine is STILL mine!!

Two things really stand out for me.

One of my friends, before he got his license, wanted to drive my car. So I let him drive it around the school's parking lot. For some insane reason I decided to play chicken... me vs the car. As my friend headed towards me I began running towards the car... he sped up and I didn't stop running.

Just as we were about to collide he hit the brakes, but the car was still moving too fast and I couldn't get out of the way. So I jumped up onto the hood and kept running over the car. The result of it was that I managed to escape serious injury, but I also dented in my own windscreen. It cost me $210 AUS to fix it up and I lied to my mum saying that vandals were responsible for destroying my windscreen. My friends kept calling me Jackie Chan for a few weeks after.

The second stupidest thing also involves a car. Me and another friend were bored so we decided to play cat and mouse... (I chase him with my car and try to follow him as close as possible and I mean CLOSE probably only 5 metres away. Vice Versa). What made this idea really stupid however was that we decided to play our little game in thick fog REALLY thick fog with our headlights off. So there we were two idiots racing down the street at 140km/hr (average) without any headlights, in thick fog playing cat and mouse.

I'm suprised I'm still alive.

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The world would be a bleak place without manga.

I was in a street with two male friends when we passed trough a man selling buckets. I said loud to my friend "Oh, why would someone ever buy a bucket?" I said it completely bad-meaningless, I just wanted to know what did the buckets do @_@
However, my friend put one hand over my mouth so that I couldn't say any more thing. He ran with me a little and so he said me that I am really naïve and idiot, because the man was looking really bad at me when I said that >_<

Oh, there was a time when we were out at the gym, so all the class' people came back to school together talking and joking. My group was to cross the street when came a LOT of cars and trucks. So the people just started to run madly until there was only me in the other side. The girls started to joke and I just started to say "oh, after this car I'm certainly going... Maybe after this truck...". So one of the guys just came running, picked me in his arms and ran again to the other side of street. The girls started joking that I was a damsel in distress boy, but fortunately everybody forgot the two cases.

I was entering my room while singing a Hannah Montana song (yes, I like to sing and dance at nonsense moments). For some crazy reason, I saw the door was closed, I knew I had to open it someway, but I simply continued to walk. The result was that I hitted my forehead hard in the door, which hurted a lot and made me fall to the floor. @_@

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Even though I joined in 2008, I restarted my lists with only only the manga I've read since 2012 July!

@Strawberry-Pie; That whole damsel-in-distress ordeal sounded fun. 83

&& Haha, don't worry; I've ran into electric line poles before so it's all good. xD

i was playing a $10k hand of poker when the guys i played with decided to go double or nothing, and my dumb ass had to take it and lost.

same year, chemistry class i threw down a stack of 20's on the table, almost got arrested for gambling, and cops followed me around everywhere i went for the rest of my high school career.

helped my friend spend $25k in a week, his dumb ass spent almost $2000 at a strip club and $1000 on baseball cards, and he didnt get himself a car.

iono what the dumbest thing i ever did was but it adds up cuz im broke as a motherlover now.

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"Hip-hop was set out in the dark. They used to do it out in the park"

i missed my exam coz i didnt even know the date... in my defence, its during summer break, and i'm in my home country.

so i had to pretend to be sick when i went to see the doctor to get medical certificate (or else i wont be able to sit for the deferred exam).. luckily my mental power was enough to make my body believe that i have a fever hehehe...and i seriously got sick afterwards.

It was a really traumatic experience x__x One of the cars almost hit us, and, in a position like that, I couldn't even try to flee.

@innocent_angel
The same occurred to my sister, but it was my fault. I was home alone and then my uncle called me and said the exams would be the next saturday (or sunday... I don't remember at all). I forgot to say it to her and then she lost the exam D: She was attending in two colleges (here on Brazil we take exams to enter college), but she was very sick and had to be a week in hospital during the other college's exams time.
Well, I think it's another of the dumbest things I did. She was very angry to me after that...

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Even though I joined in 2008, I restarted my lists with only only the manga I've read since 2012 July!