Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris survived his abortion.



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"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.



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"Let's put a smile on that face."

It's strange though. The dosage of the pain pills wasn't enough to kill anyone, and pot's relatively harmless. It's still a mystery why he died.

Chuck Norris solved the mystery of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object when he kicked himself in the face.

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This signature was recovered from Hades to serve in my rotting armies.

that is what was officialy reported... but remember he was discovered quite a while after he had colapsed.....so
what he tested at after the fact ...does not mean thats all he had
people often run into trouble with others when it comes to dealing with people who od, get alch poisoning, and general health questions....from what is official he had major nurological problems....that he ignored
at the time of his death his brain was swolen 13% of its total mass....may not sound like alot but when you consider the brain is encased by bone...yea
also they didn't test for how much thc was in his system...he had smoked a hell of alot of hash apparently

I don't think anyone has ever died from THC. Well, not immediately. Like, maybe from tar, or something. Also, it's not going to cause brain swelling. And you've got to remember that toxicity within the blood stream is going to remain constant. Unless you're some sort of undead, you're body is not going to be processing chemicals after death. That would be amazing.

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because of all this tlk about bruce lee i had to watch enter the dragon today
why'd the blk guy have to die...the world may never know
bruce lee kicked jackie chan around the world in less than one scene

Bruce Lee's mind was swollen because he couldn't fathom how great he was
true story
R.I.P. Mr. Lee

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"You just bleed there and think about what you've done!"

The black guy always has to die

When Chuck Norris sneezes, he blesses himself

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Listen here
Livin just to keep from dyin

you are correct you cannot process chem after death....but he wasn't brought to the hospital when he collapsed...he was at his mistress's house and passed out...it was hours before she found him
and yea you cant die from thc but a combo of thc, muscle relaxants and having a pre-existing disorder will kill you

put it in this perspective
your body is facked...you are very weak
you smoke hash...(its like super pot) and take muscle relaxants
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your not going to be in a good condition...now add the nobody finds you for hours after you get realy messed up....
and thats bruce lee
wikipedia it if you want

One of my classmates wrote a fairy tale about Chuck Norris but got an F- because it was a true story.

It's still here.
I must say I'm very surprised.

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Click the Pokemon.

What the topic, of course its here, Its about Chuck Norris, it will never die, much like C.N. himself

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Gizdiću, ne čitaj mi postove, degenu jedan!!

It WAS dead

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Listen here
Livin just to keep from dyin

Got a new one, when God said "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris answered "You didnt say please!"

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Gizdiću, ne čitaj mi postove, degenu jedan!!

Watch this.

There, dead.


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