Now I'm jealous amaranthine... No story from me, not that my parents would care, they're really open-minded (sometimes I'm the one flabbergasted)... I'm also a very careful person. Almost got busted once by my lil' brother tho'. I managed to play it cool. If life was an anime, I think I'd have a large sweatdrop about that time...
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4:56 am, Sep 20 2007
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Awesomeness
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i've been keeping porn and hentai for almost five years now(since i live alone even i'm still in high school), one day my friend known as 'J' came to my house. i was in the shower and he snoops around my pc. he found all of my 5 year collection ,44.7 gb. when i entered my room, he suddenly screamed at me, "YOU PERVETED KING. NOW I KNOW WHY YOU SUCH AN EXPERT ABOUT SEX". i was emberassed to him that day. but i wonder why did he suddenly screamed? a week later i was at his house using his pc. then i found a mysterious looking folder, in that folder, i found all of my porn collection. all 44.7 gb of it. that s.o.b. has been secretly copying it over time. now i know why he screamed at me. he was panic when i saw him snooping around my files.
( about mysterious looking folder above, that folder has the same name as my porn folders,"king's treasure". that idiot even copy the folder's name).
this isn't supposed to be funny btw. he copy them from me but called me perveted king? i have my revenge when i busted him for having 3 external hard drives full of incest hentai. mhuahahaha.
p/s: he called me king because i pay ppl to do my work for me for the last 4 years. thus earning me the tittle lazy king. but he gave perveted king as new tittle. he's just as perverted as me.
( about mysterious looking folder above, that folder has the same name as my porn folders,"king's treasure". that idiot even copy the folder's name).
this isn't supposed to be funny btw. he copy them from me but called me perveted king? i have my revenge when i busted him for having 3 external hard drives full of incest hentai. mhuahahaha.
p/s: he called me king because i pay ppl to do my work for me for the last 4 years. thus earning me the tittle lazy king. but he gave perveted king as new tittle. he's just as perverted as me.
Hmmm, I want his hard drives.
yeah. i want it too. but i gotta look cool infront of him coz he has one hot sis.
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@lighting
You are in high school, for the greater good, I will go to your house and confiscate that hard drive
LOL
You are in high school, for the greater good, I will go to your house and confiscate that hard drive
LOL
noooo!!!! my collection.... \T-T/
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11:38 am, Sep 20 2007
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Hey everyone! I joined because everyone here reminded me of a few stories I completely forgot for the past couple months. I usually remember the last two ones to make myself smile when I'm in a bad mood, but the past couple months were great and uni is keeping me busy. So here they are in chronological order:
Story 1
I was 10 and I used to watch cartoons on VHS in my parents bedroom cause the TV was big there. One morning I wake up go to their bedroom to watch a cartoon I left in their VHS the other day (Chip 'n Dale I think) so I press play just to end up being scared as hell just because I knew I was watching something I shouldn't.
Story 2
When I was 12 I was watching porn on VHS and my mom entered the room, I pressed stop and turned of the TV in time, but I was so nervous that she decided to check what I was watching. Damn ><
Story 3
On my 15th birthday my friends decided to play a prank on me. While I was attending to most of the guests a few of my close friends went to my PC and changed my desktop to one from a gay site. Luckily I heard hysterical laughter and decided to check what was going on, and at the same time I found out my parents came home, so I had to stall my parents while my friends changed the desktop back.
Story 4
Now this is totally the fault of viruses! One day my dad calls me over and says: "Son I understand that watching porn is natural but what is this gay porn and women having sex with horses and stuff?" As he said that he showed me the favourites. Of course I was totally innocent and my dad believed me.
Story 5
Now here is what I joined to tell everyone. Unfortunately they might be a bit graphic so I put them under spoilers.
Story 6
Well thanks for reminding me of the last two ones. It made my day
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein
Story 1
I was 10 and I used to watch cartoons on VHS in my parents bedroom cause the TV was big there. One morning I wake up go to their bedroom to watch a cartoon I left in their VHS the other day (Chip 'n Dale I think) so I press play just to end up being scared as hell just because I knew I was watching something I shouldn't.
Story 2
When I was 12 I was watching porn on VHS and my mom entered the room, I pressed stop and turned of the TV in time, but I was so nervous that she decided to check what I was watching. Damn ><
Story 3
On my 15th birthday my friends decided to play a prank on me. While I was attending to most of the guests a few of my close friends went to my PC and changed my desktop to one from a gay site. Luckily I heard hysterical laughter and decided to check what was going on, and at the same time I found out my parents came home, so I had to stall my parents while my friends changed the desktop back.
Story 4
Now this is totally the fault of viruses! One day my dad calls me over and says: "Son I understand that watching porn is natural but what is this gay porn and women having sex with horses and stuff?" As he said that he showed me the favourites. Of course I was totally innocent and my dad believed me.
Story 5
Now here is what I joined to tell everyone. Unfortunately they might be a bit graphic so I put them under spoilers.
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This story is a legend at my school. In my 11th year of highschool one day after hockey practice after school the guys went to the showers only to find one of the team members jerking off in one of the showers with a spoon up his ass. The next day the whole school new the story and for about a month you could hear things like: "Why a spoon?" "I got spoon-fu**ed on that Test" "That Test was a spoon-fu**er" anyway I'm in my second year of uni and I still meet people from my old school who I didn't know and the first question goes like this "So when were you in highschool?" "I was in 9th grade when the guy stuck the spoon up his ass" Yeah <.< poor guy
Story 6
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This is something that happened to an ex-friend of mine. Lets call him Boy A. So Boy A was very desperate so he asked Boy V to drive him downtown to get a prostitute. So they drive down on a Sunday evening around 11 pm. Boy V is driving while Boy A is in the back. Suddenly Boy A notices a girl he likes, he talks to her pays her for the job, she gets in, start pleasuring him with her mouth and once she's done she lifts her head and at that moment Boy A realizes its a GUY. The next day our whole little click new the story and tortured the guy for months.
Well thanks for reminding me of the last two ones. It made my day
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11:37 am, Sep 21 2007
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Those last two stories are bombs... More like landmines I guess... *dies*
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5:10 pm, Sep 21 2007
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LMAO!!!! HAHAHA story 5 really &@%@&. i love that one. lol
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6:11 am, Sep 24 2007
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Zomg. those last two stories are awesome
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Zomg. those last two stories are awesome
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1:26 pm, Sep 24 2007
Posts: 100
...I've been busted and wrongly accused so many times.
My dad, being a hypocrite kerploded when he saw pornography popups on my computer when he leaves his magazines opened up in his room.
It wasn't my fault, honestly. xD
I shall not reveal my busted stories until maybe later on.
My dad, being a hypocrite kerploded when he saw pornography popups on my computer when he leaves his magazines opened up in his room.
It wasn't my fault, honestly. xD
I shall not reveal my busted stories until maybe later on.
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3:08 pm, Sep 24 2007
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3:08 pm, Sep 24 2007
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I don't have any good stories sorry my family is really open i mean open to the point where my dad says what he will do to my mom later on. Me and my dad have an open relation ship about porn i have to race to the mail box before he can get my mag. My sister and her friends would look at my mags and DVDs and laugh at how funny they are. My mom doesn't talk about it much but she is quicker to say if there is a hot chick that walks by and my dad and me always say we already saw but didn't say anything. My family is weird but i dont think i could live in a normal conservative family.
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7:13 am, Sep 25 2007
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new bust- i post earlier in this thread about my friend bust me up with my 5 years collection. then i bust him for stealing my collection and having 4 hard disk full of incest hentai and incest manga.
now, i establish a new vault in my pc. to get there you gotta go through folder after folder like a maze. but that "j" is really quick on searching for it. he can pass the maze i made. he bust me when i was out for awhile.
but then i blackmail him. if he told anyone, i'll tell all his girlfriend his into incest.
but somehow that S.O.B. "j" forgot to close the window after copying it. my sis and her friend came in for suprise visit. she and her friend want to use my pc for awhile. coz i didn't know that "j" haven't close the window i just let her get into my room.
"i'm gonna tell mom!!!" she yell. i freaked out. i enter my room and found that the whole 63.7 gb window is open while a small window for media player was running with the "action".
i gotta be her slave for 3 month so she wont tell my mom and dad.
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now, i establish a new vault in my pc. to get there you gotta go through folder after folder like a maze. but that "j" is really quick on searching for it. he can pass the maze i made. he bust me when i was out for awhile.
but then i blackmail him. if he told anyone, i'll tell all his girlfriend his into incest.
but somehow that S.O.B. "j" forgot to close the window after copying it. my sis and her friend came in for suprise visit. she and her friend want to use my pc for awhile. coz i didn't know that "j" haven't close the window i just let her get into my room.
"i'm gonna tell mom!!!" she yell. i freaked out. i enter my room and found that the whole 63.7 gb window is open while a small window for media player was running with the "action".
i gotta be her slave for 3 month so she wont tell my mom and dad.
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9:56 am, Sep 25 2007
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Tape record her trying to blackmail you, then go tell yur Mom and Dad that she was using your computer, and all of a sudden it was there, and she put it there to frame you.
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10:03 am, Sep 26 2007
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Ok, I just got busted yesterday, I was a little careless. I was in a hurry to get to class, so I forgot to lock MY computer which I paid with MY OWN MONEY. So my dad gets home and is like, well I'm going to be a douche for 5 min and looks through my comp. He gets mad at me for not telling him I have porn, he doesn't even care that its on there. WTF, I'm not going to tell you if I have porn on there!
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10:45 am, Sep 26 2007
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Quote from lightning90
...now, i establish a new vault in my pc. to get there you gotta go through folder after folder like a maze. but that "j" is really quick on searching for it. he can pass the maze i made. he bust me when i was out for awhile.
Install Truecrypt ( www.truecrypt.org ) or something and create a password protected encrypted volume, place the dirty stuff there. Your "friend" won't find it unless he knows the password.
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1:41 pm, Sep 26 2007
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Quote from vinceasuma
Tape record her trying to blackmail you, then go tell yur Mom and Dad that she was using your computer, and all of a sudden it was there, and she put it there to frame you.
i can't. she mommys' fav little girl. if i do that, then my mom gonna know it was really me. that's why i move out awhile ago. i got busted for many thing in the past. sneak into my girl bedroom, fighting, beating the crap outa some kid, but never with porn.
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ive been "caught in act" by every family member in my house(including some not in my family....granparents*crys*) shut down a couple computers because of viruses and impregnated my sister on accident when she sat on a toilet seat with a creamy suprise
that last one i threw in for shits and giggles
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11:26 pm, Sep 26 2007
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ive been "caught in act" by every family member in my house(including some not in my family....granparents*crys*) shut down a couple computers because of viruses and impregnated my sister on accident when she sat on a toilet seat with a creamy suprise
that last one i threw in for shits and giggles
she got pregnant? really? lmao
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