The safest way is windows logo + D, one hand you use on the mouse so the other you put in the left side of the keyboard with that combination pre-loaded

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Um...er......That doesn't leave enough hands for watching pr0n

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This is always better than using ALT TAB for when someone almost busts you. With ALT TAB you can accidently switch from one porn site to the other, that's not going to help much when someone comes in;p

Exactly, especialy for those who have it on folder... or for whom does not have tabs browser... you can't imagine their stories


Well... on hand using the mouse to browse the folder/site so the other is free to be put on the keyboard, why would you need other hand?

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Just for fun

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A while after I posted it hit me the reason of why...

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Hehe, some people want some... erhm... arm gymnastics while watching porn;p

My classmate used to call it "5x1" . Or "trow dice" after saying that he would do the dramatization

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I lol'd so hard. XD

Man this discussion made me laugh ( rly wonderful question to ask, why ppl need 1 hand free while watching porn ).

Myself never got busted and this is why:
1. Only i rly know how to use a PC ( well my mom uses it to check her mail, pretty much nothing else ).
2. My mother is a doctor so sometimes she's out for 24hrs or just meeting someone on evenings ( guess what i'm doing then lol ).
3. I'm a sneaky bastard, i have all my folders hidden well

Let's say i'm extremely cautious ( gonna be even better next year as i'm going to live upstairs and i'll be able to lock it^^ ).

About arm gymnastics, you bet, it's quite a lot of exercise

This is so you can see how pure and innocent I am

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I was having a blast reading all of your stories... and I decided what the heck may as well tell my embarrassing story

when I was busted I was fairly new to the world of hentai and so surfing the net and on forums I came across the word hetai and like the old saying curiousity killed the cat or something like like that, anyways, I was like oh my god, there is cartoon porn, I couldn't belive it...*stare* so I was hooked >_< I actually liked hetai!
so one day I was at work, I was bored, just surfing the net and end up in a hentai site, watching it. so the janitors which every so often come to the office to talk or say to me caught me read handed...I was sooooo distrated that I didn't hear the guy comming in and didn't have time to close the window and when I suddently feel someone behiend my chair ...you can imagine my embarrassment! I wanted to die! specially since Im a girl and he just laugh and he told me to be more carefull!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THAT'S EMBARRASSING!

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That is embaressing!!

For some reason it's a lot more embaressing when your a girl and you get caught neh?

All these stories are really entertaining to read. Unfortunately (or fortunately for me), I don't have much to contribute.

The only time I was really busted was when I used Kazaa to download porn and used the preview function to see what it was about. p2p files tend to have a different content than their title suggest. As soon as I heard someone come in, I clicked Kazaa away. I succeed, but unfortunately, my sister lingered around while we talked. She wanted me to play a song on Kazaa and as I tried to go to the search function, the image of the preview was still there. So there was this rather oversized girl with enormous breasts feeling herself and I knew I was screwed. Luckily she's quite gullable, so she believed me when I said we had virusses.

And then there's that time when my mother sort of busted me when I was 11/12 or so. I used to look at the soft erotic porn mags that came with a weekly subscription of some regular magazines. The ones you have to return in a weeks time. So, I used to look at them when she was gone, but she kind of caught on when they were in a different place from where she had left them every week. Quickly after them she asked the delivery guy to stop bringing them, because 'we don't have a use for them'.

Yea, it's horrible. @__@;

My brother now views me in a different light. -_- Like, completely different. XD