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A priest and a hunter were taking stroll in the forrest, when the hunter suddenly spotted a monkey. He aimed, shot, but missed and cursed loudly: "F*CK, I MISSED!!!"
The preist was offended and said: "If you curse like that our lord will one they strike you with lightning from the skies".
The hunter didn't care much of the priest's blabbering 'cause he had just spotted a squirrel. he aimed, shot, but once again he missed, cursing even louder: "F*CK, I MISSED!!!!"
The priest was getting annoyed and scolded the hunter: "If you curse like that one more time, our lord will certainly strike you with a heavy bolt of lightning!"
The hunter didn't care at all. He had just spotted an elephant on the run. He aimed, shot, but yet again he missed, cursing his heart out: "F*CK, I MISSED!!!!!!!!"
Then the skies opened up and started to rumble loudly. Out of nowhere a giant bolt of lightning struck the priest, and killed him. The hunter was petrified, and shortly after an almighty voice from the heavens uttered: "F*CK, I MISSED!!!"
The preist was offended and said: "If you curse like that our lord will one they strike you with lightning from the skies".
The hunter didn't care much of the priest's blabbering 'cause he had just spotted a squirrel. he aimed, shot, but once again he missed, cursing even louder: "F*CK, I MISSED!!!!"
The priest was getting annoyed and scolded the hunter: "If you curse like that one more time, our lord will certainly strike you with a heavy bolt of lightning!"
The hunter didn't care at all. He had just spotted an elephant on the run. He aimed, shot, but yet again he missed, cursing his heart out: "F*CK, I MISSED!!!!!!!!"
Then the skies opened up and started to rumble loudly. Out of nowhere a giant bolt of lightning struck the priest, and killed him. The hunter was petrified, and shortly after an almighty voice from the heavens uttered: "F*CK, I MISSED!!!"
Perhaps not that funny... it's kinda old so you've probaly heard it before.
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