Where's Borat's mankini? If it wasn't so cold here, I would dress that for Halloween

I prefer two-piece swimsuits because that's always been what I've worn. Even when I was little, I wore two-piece tankinis with little skirts, lol. I would feel odd if I wore a one-piece.

Last edited by jj11103 at 12:05 am, Apr 30 2014

Always a two-piece, but I have this weird thing about not showing my butt (I get embarrassed about it...) so I always, always wear board shorts over my bikini bottom!

________________

Always a two-piece nowadays. I used to wear a one-piece all the time when I was younger. I would consider wearing one again if I was gonna do some proper swimming in a pool. But I haven't been to a pool in years. Always the beach. Gotta wear a bikini at the beach. Get dat tan.

Well, I prefer those ladies with flat stomachs to wear nothing at all. *wink wink*
Or a nice bouncy bikini.

Me though, I wear a one piece because I like to swim in the stormy seas (aka wavy waterz) and I fear anything on strings/open will unlace or flop over my boobs, so, yeah.
A two-piece won't handle my vigorous stroking style.

I also have a hate/hate relationship with the sun, so I don't sunbathe.


And damn it, Pika! The butt is a must to show part!

________________
Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.

And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.

Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

Where's the shorts+t-shirt option?
It's comfortable, modest and prevents you from sunburns.
But people stare.

D: But... I'm too shy! I can't show off my butt! There are people who are comfortable with showing off their booties, but, but... My butt is private. x:

________________

Would this make you feel more comfortable? Comes in every color. <3 And you can enlarge the butt at any time, or de-size it.

________________

Monkeys, always at your service.

LOL... Oh goodness. That would be SO so awkward to swim with! Shirts in general since they float up and it gets annoying to deal with. But that's ugly. D: I would never wear such a thing... Never!

________________

I've never worn a two piece before.... Rarely go to the beach and well...can't exactly wear a bikini to swim practice...HAHAHA...dude I should tell my sister to try that sometime ^^ her coach is less likely to kill her for that than mine!