This thread is SO WRONG, but hilarious.
No stories here wouldn't even take the chance with my mom being a computer technician, she'd find it if i ever needed comp help, which i so far haven't needed, but why take chances? However I do have manga so it's not like I don't have anything for her to find, but no H stuff so unless she just randomly opens a page she won't find anything.

What do you need another hand for?...*dies from laughter*

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Hahahahaha!!!
I've caught my brothers. Not during, but after. I see the history, the videos, but it doesn't disturb me at all. I was gonna say that he had pretty good taste in hentai, and bad taste in pron but decided against it xD

That's kinda luck I don't have. My Dad knows a few things about the computer, so when I say it's a virus, He doesn't believe me. So I really gotta be carefull. And especially for my Mom who storms in my room every day because She wants to ask something

Don't they know what knocking is

My dad works as a computer technician for a living. He has a nigh mastery of computers; and yet, I have 'enjoyed' porn for quite a few years now without getting caught. I had been learning all sorts of neat things about computers from my dad for the years leading up to my discovery of the other gender, and by the time I was good to go, I knew enough to keep my head above the water.

That said, I've nearly been caught in the act several times. Nearly, but I've the politician's nature, so I've never been pinned.

That said, of course my parents know I look at porn: They've just never found proof of it--and that's the key to everything.

That said, they do go through my computer when I'm not around (This I know because they once found a chat log wherein I mentioned not doing homework and lying to my parents about it to a friend. That wasn't a fun discussion, or a fun next three months.). My big break is that I am an artist, and specifically one of those defensive type artists that will never let anyone see his work unless it is entirely done, or unless convinced that the person it is shown to will really be able to help. My medium of choice is 3D Modeling, so I have gigs upon gigs of test-renders. My parents respect me just enough to stay out of my render folders when they're browsing, because they know very well how much trouble I'd go out of my way to cause for them if I discovered them prying into it.

So naturally, that's where my porn goes. Nobody's going to notice a gig here or a gig there, so they can't go down the file tree checking folder sizes to find my stashes--they already know that there's sixty or seventy gigs of images on my drive (I've been at it for four years now, and I don't ever throw away renders, models or textures).

I'm smooth, I swear to god.

Now, some of my friends aren't so lucky. A friend of mine that is not hugely tech-savvy (nobody in his house is; they ask my dad to help them out quite regularly) was having his high time with some porn game on Newgrounds when his mom walked in. He Alt_Tabbed out ASAP, but it wasn't good enough, because he wasn't into tabbed browsing at that point. So he gets out of that page and...into the game he had been loading up in the background to play next. It was loaded, and a nifty splash-screen style thing emblazoned with naked women was quite prominently featured on the page. He was in very, very deep shit. And it was funny (from my outsiders point of view).

That, and I once sent a friend Goatse and Tubgirl, and he opened the links in the email right when his dad walked into his living room (That's where they keep the computer). The dad decided my friend was gay, because Goatse had been on the screen when he'd walked in. My friend didn't talk to me for a few days, but afterwards, he admitted that I'd gotten him good.

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I am the God of Freedom. I am not revered, I have no shrines; and you have never before heard of me nor will you ever hear of me again.

Wow, luckily I've never been caught, although sometimes my mom gets suspicious why I lock my bedroom door or why I know so much about sex

Well once I did get caught, one time I used my dads computer to watch porn...I just went on his porn sites since im too lazy to hunt down a good one. But I forgot to delete the temporary files. So when he got home he could see that under the times that I was home that I had watched...a LOT of porn.

So he called me over to him and told me that he knew the sites I had been on, I dont remember the whole convo but it was really awkward, and I just walked away.

I made sure the next time I used his computer to delete the temporary files

Lmao
I just found this online
<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C : Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder


this one is SO Ranma 1/2

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

Last edited by blissfull_wulf at 3:05 pm, Nov 18 2007

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HAHAHAHAA!
I love the first quote.

And Pseudopadoz's little story is absolutly hilairious.
But don't you delete your porn after it gets past 1GB?
Cuz that's a lot of porn man ~_~

yeah so i got into hentai before anime and regular pron for some odd reason
and back then i was a computer noob
so i go for the first time looking at hentai in 7th grade (breaking of my innocence) and im like "im so messed up for liking this, but its awesome!"
then i realize..."OMG I DONT KNOW HOW TO CLEAR THE HISTORY!!!" with all this hentai sites all over it
so i didnt learn how to clear it until coupla weeks later, but i bet someone saw it...but never confronted me xD


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Haha, yeah that is hilarious.
I wonder why parents even get pissed? >_>

mine doesnt. tho she never cought me.
but i know she wont get angry on anything like that, since im an adult for her.

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Oh, and I posted that "no justice in this world" one in the humor thread if I'm not mistaken

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Then you're really lucky. My parents probably get pissed if they find out about it.

Haha, this thread is great XD

I got busted once, when mum went into my computer when I was at school and deleted all my porn. Surprisingly, when I got home and she confronted me, she said that the hentai stuff was ok, because it wasn't 'real' XD She did, however, yell at me about the porn, because it have me a 'wrong view of sex'.

I almost got caught when I'd just gotten internet to my own computer, I was about 13 or something. I was browsing porn sites, and mum walks in behind me, and I quickly tab out. But then she wants to see what I'm doing. I panic, and quickly presses the power button on the computer with my toe XD It was really embarrassing, but it's funny now.

Another time I had been using mum's comp to watch porn late at night, and I'd written down some passwords and usernames in a notepad next to the computer. it was my pad, and I intended to take it with me into my room, but I forgot, and mum confronted me with it the next day. She lectured me, and I was suspended from internet for a week >.<

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Hahaha!
The toe button thing was ingenious. xD
Why did you write down some passwords? ._.