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Post #195982 - Reply to (#190986) by hagi
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12:49 pm, Aug 27 2008
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Thank for that, strange stranger. I thank you.


embarrassed If somebody used it on me, it would probably work embarrassed

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Post #195983 - Reply to (#195982) by aurorae
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Quote from hagi
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Thank for that, strange stranger. I thank you.


embarrassed If somebody used it on me, it would probably work embarrassed


So you like being associated with a booger confused

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Post #195984 - Reply to (#195983) by G-17
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Quote from aurorae
Quote from hagi
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Thank for that, strange stranger. I thank you.


embarrassed If somebody used it on me, it would probably work embarrassed


So you like being associated with a booger confused


It was quite embarrassing to say that but I find the line original and funny...A man who makes me laugh is tops!!

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Post #196027 - Reply to (#195984) by aurorae
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Quote from aurorae
Quote from gan17
Quote from aurorae
Quote from hagi
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Thank for that, strange stranger. I thank you.


embarrassed If somebody used it on me, it would probably work embarrassed


So you like being associated with a booger confused


It was quite embarrassing to say that but I find the line original and funny...A man who makes me laugh is tops!!


For max of 3 years? XDDD

I bet Gan would use it next time... eyes

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Now I understand why the 2 of you get along.... you both like boogers
Probably eat boogers when no one's watching dead

Crazy Bio chicks!!

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Post #196039 - Reply to (#193958) by otakubaybay
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I think that cupid one might work on me, it's so cute! XD It sounds like an invitation to touch your ass though...

That makes me feel special. Whats wrong with that?

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Worst: Is it hot in here, or is it you? no

" I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?"

"Do you have any Hungarian in you?

No.

Would you like some?"

"Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."

"You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line."

"Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too."

laugh laugh the last couple of ones are sweet~

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4:34 pm, Aug 27 2008
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"You know what would look great on you? Just the moonlight and my kisses."

Post #196059 - Reply to (#196050) by KennEH!
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"You know what would look great on you? Just the moonlight and my kisses."

That is like romantic and perverted at the same time.... I like it bigrazz

Post #196061 - Reply to (#196059) by Rob1988
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Quote from Rob1988
Quote from KennEH!
"You know what would look great on you? Just the moonlight and my kisses."

That is like romantic and perverted at the same time.... I like it bigrazz


yeah, i'd fall for any girl saying that to me biggrin

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"Great legs, what time do they open?"

I don't recommend using it on decent girls though.
But really, who knows? xD

Post #196159
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10:27 pm, Aug 27 2008
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i think it goes like...
"is your dad a thief? because i think he stole all the stars in the skies
and put them in your eyes...."

"are you sneaky? because you're such a FOX"

something funny like that lol

and the usual generic:

1: hey, if i could arrange the alphabet i'd put me and you together
2: really? because i'd put F and U.

i hit on my friends a lot as a joke, we have soo much more
but i can't seem to remember them.



Post #196205 - Reply to (#196159) by moca
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3:14 am, Aug 28 2008
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The one that I use when I'm a little drunk:

"I bet with my friends that you are the cutest girl which I ever went out with. Now that I can see you from near, I'm pretty sure about the beauty part, so that's leave the date part..."


The one that I use when I'm drunk:

"What are you doing here? God always gets angry when angels left heaven to come down here!"


The one that I use when I'm VERY drunk:

"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"No"
"Then it's your lucky day!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Yes"
"Wanna double?" (it doesn't sound well in english, not that is good in my language tough biggrin )

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Post #196217
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The worst that I've used and without thinking was "You are a foreigner, ain't you?"
First I thought she would hit me but then she asked why and it took me half an hour to get me out of the mess laugh but the ice was broken so the pick up line did work eyes

One friend of mine did use "You are the cutest girl here" when he was in discos or at clubs, and then he simply walked away. Usually, few minutes later, the girl came to chat.

Post #196433 - Reply to (#169988) by amaranthine
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6:12 pm, Aug 28 2008
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Hold a screw and ask: "wanna screw?"

thats a pick up line!?!? whoa thats what he meant....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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