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Just leave your left hand over the left side of the keyborad and the right on mouse, if you risk being caught you would not dare use them for other things...
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Personally I've never been caught, I'm always planning ahead and my family are all to stupid to really understand it anyway.
But I have however caught my brother a few times. I once had to take our shared (a long long time ago) computer to a LAN, and well. I found his porn stash. The rest of the day my computer were the center of attraction among all the perverted guys.. I let them fool around while I borrowed another guys computer. Later when I got back home he looked all nervous at me and started looking though the computer history (which I left untouched) and then looked at me with big round eyes while I grinned back at him. Well, I were quite evil when I were younger...
I also walked in on my parents having sex once... So not nice... They're both over 50 and sort of fat, and geez, the door to their room was wide open
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But I have however caught my brother a few times. I once had to take our shared (a long long time ago) computer to a LAN, and well. I found his porn stash. The rest of the day my computer were the center of attraction among all the perverted guys.. I let them fool around while I borrowed another guys computer. Later when I got back home he looked all nervous at me and started looking though the computer history (which I left untouched) and then looked at me with big round eyes while I grinned back at him. Well, I were quite evil when I were younger...
I also walked in on my parents having sex once... So not nice... They're both over 50 and sort of fat, and geez, the door to their room was wide open
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Quote from Aenonar
I also walked in on my parents having sex once... So not nice... They're both over 50 and sort of fat, and geez, the door to their room was wide open
Great freaking butt monkeys!!!
I'd have thought ones eyes would burst from a sight such as that. Not to mention your ears would bleed, nose would fall off, and your heart would stop dead cold.@moritana
I thought about it for a fraction of a second and it just didn't seem like a good idea or just not enough. Wish I'd had a "escape plan" like Aenonar.@Dr. Love
EXACTLY!! I prefer the long tested strategy of "Winging It". Less prep time.
This is why they make high-speed connections, 3.2GHZ processors, and 4GB of ram. So you will never be left with you "peep" out in the cold again. Or so long as you don't DL a Trojan.
Not that I go to those types of sites...anymore more..or would know anything about that sort of thing. 
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10:21 pm, Nov 26 2007
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I got caught ages ago when I was like 12-13 (17 now). I just told my dad I was "learning" about sex. He bought it and I havent been caught since, though now Im much more careful.
Oh and not too long ago I managed to find my dad's stash of DVDs, so I have very little to fear at this point.
I also have a couple other stories too. One time I picked up my little brother's PDA just to mess around with it, and it boots up and instantly I am on a porn site, I just laughed to myself and shut it off.
My other tale is the best though, or rather its my brother's tale. He got a live showing once when he walked in on my parents. My friend was sleeping over that night too and we both found it absolutely hilarious, my dad came out of the room shortly after in his breifs and told us to go to bed, I almost died laughing.
Oh and not too long ago I managed to find my dad's stash of DVDs, so I have very little to fear at this point.
I also have a couple other stories too. One time I picked up my little brother's PDA just to mess around with it, and it boots up and instantly I am on a porn site, I just laughed to myself and shut it off.
My other tale is the best though, or rather its my brother's tale. He got a live showing once when he walked in on my parents. My friend was sleeping over that night too and we both found it absolutely hilarious, my dad came out of the room shortly after in his breifs and told us to go to bed, I almost died laughing.
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Quote from sleepless_sin
i almost got busted the other night. my bedrooms by the laundry room and so i was looking at something that i wasn't suppose to when my sister comes by to do her laundry. she sees me shutting down my screen and gets all suspicious and asks me questions like "what were you looking at that you closed your screen down?" and all these other questions. i wouldn't tell her so she wanted to check my history but i wouldn't let her touch my labtop and so she kept insisting so i finally made up a lie that i was reading an email and that it was embarassing and so i didn't want her to read it because it was personal etc etc. ended up she wanted to read it and so i convinced her to finish her laundry while i finish reading it and then i'll let her read it, so that i could delete my history. good thing i had this dumb ass email i had sent to my friend and had decided to keep a draft of it. my sis read it and couldn't understand why it was embarassing and called me stupid for over reacting over that dumb email. man, i thought my heart was going to stop.
also i caught my brother masturbating to a porn video. it was just me and him at home and i was sleeping. i had woken up because i kept hearing this wierd noise and so i go upstairs and my brother is under a blanket on the couch. he sees me and so he quick jumps out of the couch and turns the channel and he runs downstairs and says he has to look for something which in my opinion is a dumb ass thing to do because he left the tape in the vrc and i could still hear some moanings. so i turn the channel back and its a porno. i take out the tape and i can't really remember what it was called but i remember it having the words 'pu$$y' and 'hot sheets' on there. i put the tape back and turn the channel back and walk away like nothing happened and went to the bathroom. when i came back out the tape and my brother was gone.
and one time i had slept over and my cousins and we were underneathe blankets when she starts shaking and so im like "wth, are you that cold?" and she says no so i don't know why but i pull the blanket off and her hands are down her pants. i asked her wut the hell she was doing and she said she was playing with her belly botton and said that i should try it too because it was fun. her hands were not on her belly botton. anyway that has nothing to do with porn but its funny.
also i caught my brother masturbating to a porn video. it was just me and him at home and i was sleeping. i had woken up because i kept hearing this wierd noise and so i go upstairs and my brother is under a blanket on the couch. he sees me and so he quick jumps out of the couch and turns the channel and he runs downstairs and says he has to look for something which in my opinion is a dumb ass thing to do because he left the tape in the vrc and i could still hear some moanings. so i turn the channel back and its a porno. i take out the tape and i can't really remember what it was called but i remember it having the words 'pu$$y' and 'hot sheets' on there. i put the tape back and turn the channel back and walk away like nothing happened and went to the bathroom. when i came back out the tape and my brother was gone.
and one time i had slept over and my cousins and we were underneathe blankets when she starts shaking and so im like "wth, are you that cold?" and she says no so i don't know why but i pull the blanket off and her hands are down her pants. i asked her wut the hell she was doing and she said she was playing with her belly botton and said that i should try it too because it was fun. her hands were not on her belly botton. anyway that has nothing to do with porn but its funny.
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Wow that's one perverted cousin. I mean, c'mon, doing it beside your cousin is NOT a good start. -_-
How old was your brother? Cuz he sounds pretty young...~_~
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First of all, my mother doesnt know s**t about PCs, but one day like always I was watching some hentai porn sites and in she comes, of course I closed it in the heat of the moment, but then she asked me "What page did you close right now, what was on it!?". I was shitting my pants, but a week before I finished playing "Bible Black" and I was slaughtering my parent with questions like "Would you make a pact with the devil if he offered you power!?" and so on, so I said to her that I was chanting some spell for this or that and was afraid of what she would think if she saw it. She told me to never again meddle with the DARK ARTS, but hey, its much better for her to think that I was summoning the devil rather than watching hentai
O, and one day, a very cold day, I was sleeping in my bed, completely covered with my blanket, when somebody entered the room, very soon I could hear some moaning from the PC and when I looked my brother was about to do it, I quickly (time was of the essence) pretended to wake up and he closed it, I said "hey, whatcha doin!?" he was like "nothing" I left the room grabbed something to eat and let him finish what he started!
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O, and one day, a very cold day, I was sleeping in my bed, completely covered with my blanket, when somebody entered the room, very soon I could hear some moaning from the PC and when I looked my brother was about to do it, I quickly (time was of the essence) pretended to wake up and he closed it, I said "hey, whatcha doin!?" he was like "nothing" I left the room grabbed something to eat and let him finish what he started!
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Quote from sleepless_sin
i almost got busted the other night. my bedrooms by the laundry room and so i was looking at something that i wasn't suppose to when my sister comes by to do her laundry. she sees me shutting down my screen and gets all suspicious and asks me questions like "what were you looking at that you closed your screen down?" and all these other questions. i wouldn't tell her so she wanted to check my history but i wouldn't let her touch my labtop and so she kept insisting so i finally made up a lie that i was reading an email and that it was embarassing and so i didn't want her to read it because it was personal etc etc. ended up she wanted to read it and so i convinced her to finish her laundry while i finish reading it and then i'll let her read it, so that i could delete my history. good thing i had this dumb ass email i had sent to my friend and had decided to keep a draft of it. my sis read it and couldn't understand why it was embarassing and called me stupid for over reacting over that dumb email. man, i thought my heart was going to stop.
if you use firefox, theres an easy shortcut to delete history (Ctrl+Shift+Delete)
yay
oh and i still havent been caught cuz i gotz mad skillz yo
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ever thought of useing a pin drive =_= ?
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...Lol.
having a personal laptop is great
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lucky XD
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I have a funny one.
A couple days ago, my whole family was out in the living room playing chess, checkers, and board games. My older brother was the only one who was in the bedroom playing on the computer. About an hour after I grew tired of playing board games, I went into my room (which was open, unfortunately) and I randomly said, "Stop watching porn!" to my older brother.
--I have to cut into the story now and say why I randomly (or not) told my brother to stop watching porn. Lately, my younger brother and I have been making fun of my older brother for watching porn when we knew he wasn't...or so we thought. Then my younger brother said he found 'proof' that my older brother was watching porn. He never said what the proof was, but we soon began to suspect that he was watching porn.
Ahem. Into the story, after I told my brother to stop watching porn, my eyes happened to glance on his computer screen and I saw an anime chick doing, uh, stuff...porno stuff. My brother (my, is he clever or what) stood up in front of his computer screen, exited Mozilla, and said, "I'm not!". Not a good excuse. Then he opened Mozilla and started to download and read Naruto.
I went over to my computer, which is about seven feet away, and started to browse forums.
A couple days ago, my whole family was out in the living room playing chess, checkers, and board games. My older brother was the only one who was in the bedroom playing on the computer. About an hour after I grew tired of playing board games, I went into my room (which was open, unfortunately) and I randomly said, "Stop watching porn!" to my older brother.
--I have to cut into the story now and say why I randomly (or not) told my brother to stop watching porn. Lately, my younger brother and I have been making fun of my older brother for watching porn when we knew he wasn't...or so we thought. Then my younger brother said he found 'proof' that my older brother was watching porn. He never said what the proof was, but we soon began to suspect that he was watching porn.
Ahem. Into the story, after I told my brother to stop watching porn, my eyes happened to glance on his computer screen and I saw an anime chick doing, uh, stuff...porno stuff. My brother (my, is he clever or what) stood up in front of his computer screen, exited Mozilla, and said, "I'm not!". Not a good excuse. Then he opened Mozilla and started to download and read Naruto.
I went over to my computer, which is about seven feet away, and started to browse forums.
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Normally when I have porn it´s on my computer user and I don´t watch it if I´m not alone in home so I have never been busted.
My brother on the other hand looks like he enjoys being busted. He always hide his porn under the bed or at the top of tall furniture. This pporn has been found around 4 or 5 times already. Every time my mom ended up calling the two of us for a lecture lol.
My brother on the other hand looks like he enjoys being busted. He always hide his porn under the bed or at the top of tall furniture. This pporn has been found around 4 or 5 times already. Every time my mom ended up calling the two of us for a lecture lol.
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Lol nice but when I did get caught my parents didn't even know how to look at the history on the computer and the search fourm was on for like 15 days! Hella funny.
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Hmmmmmmmm.
I got really close to being yelled at for reading yaoi fanfiction... I think I was fifteen-ish at the time...
It was mostly a stupid mistake on my part... I wanted to show the fanfic to a friend of mine, so I copied it into Word, printed it out, closed the document, then got off the computer (at that time, we only had a family computer). My mom got on after me, tried to copy something (but failed), and ended up pasting the fanfiction into a different Word document... And she proceeded to read it...
In the end, I was able to convince her that a friend of mine gave me the title of the fanfiction and where I could find it so I could print it out, since she doesn't have a computer (which is somewhat true; I do have a friend who doesn't have a computer, likes yaoi, and was going to read it)... I tried to really enforce the point that I didn't read it myself; I was just obeying orders. Luckily, she believed me, and I was only told not to print stuff out for friends any more.
But, given the fact that I don't watch porn, only read it (personal taste and paranoia), it's not likely I'll be caught in the near future... Hopefully. ^^;
I got really close to being yelled at for reading yaoi fanfiction... I think I was fifteen-ish at the time...
It was mostly a stupid mistake on my part... I wanted to show the fanfic to a friend of mine, so I copied it into Word, printed it out, closed the document, then got off the computer (at that time, we only had a family computer). My mom got on after me, tried to copy something (but failed), and ended up pasting the fanfiction into a different Word document... And she proceeded to read it...
In the end, I was able to convince her that a friend of mine gave me the title of the fanfiction and where I could find it so I could print it out, since she doesn't have a computer (which is somewhat true; I do have a friend who doesn't have a computer, likes yaoi, and was going to read it)... I tried to really enforce the point that I didn't read it myself; I was just obeying orders. Luckily, she believed me, and I was only told not to print stuff out for friends any more.
But, given the fact that I don't watch porn, only read it (personal taste and paranoia), it's not likely I'll be caught in the near future... Hopefully. ^^;
