Why an enormous tail?

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Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. :cry:

Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

That is a bad one.
You would basically be asking for rape you know. Think of all those people who have a fetish for catgirls.

I would turn into a large vermin/beetle. I would stay in my room all day and be an embarrassment to my family. Later my dad would throw an apple at me and I would die.


Kafka is teh great.

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Life is tough......but it's tougher if you're stupid.

That's the first thing that came to my mind when I read the title...

I think I still want to be me, only taller XD

Dude the Metamorphosis made me want to kill myself, so dam depressing =(
Gregor is in desperate need of a huggle and Kafka is in desperate need of a shrink.

I'd be Krahka. The creature from Bionicle who could transform into anything. Bwahahaha. Speaking of loopholes. She was cool.

Xombiemonkey, I came to the conclusion some time ago that you are sick. But somehow it never occurred to me that you might be my age.

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They say it's the thought that counts, but then they tell you, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions......"

Will no one scanlate Takahashi Miyuki?! T_T

how exactly do you think I am sick?

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Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. :cry:

Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

...is that even up to discussion?

For this post to not to be spam: I would transform into Manick and ban xombiemonkey


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Still the bad cop.

Have I told you lately that I quite agree with you? With the xombie part.

As for me, I'd go for cat. Yes, cat. Black, preferably. With full nine lives and an owner who'd let me sleep in his bed.


The hell with being pets, I'd want to be his lover

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Current avatar features Badou from Dogs.

I realize I have deeply offended more than one person on this thread, and for that I apologize. I will try to keep the sick stuff to a minimum (did I spell that right?).

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Glados is a bitch. She made me kill the companion cube, the only friend I'll ever have. :cry:

Chibidoro-sama=Neko-freak

I'd want to be a eagle

Being able to soar across the skies with a breeze on my face, and yet die down and swoop at unsuspecting animals. Also having the vision of an eagle would help.. me personally

But of course I'd like to change back

*whistles innocently*

I would want to be able to transform into an Incubus.

What!?! Why is everyone looking at me weird?!?!

=P

*Note*

Ok, so I don't necessarily want to be a life essence draining version, cause thats mean and would probably get old really fast, basically Illidan sans horns. =)

I'ld turn in to Brain....and Try to take over the world...
no
I'ld turn into Bruce Willis...Just so i could say Yippie kiye Mother FU...
no
hmmm
well i think manga character look good in real life...like cosplay wierdos...not that those guys are wierd...it's just maybe the real version onf chracters would ....look retarded....
ooo ooooo I GOT IT
i'ld turn into...David Hasselhoff
Perfect...

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"You just bleed there and think about what you've done!"

Thanks. It probably took alot of guts to say that too...

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Woots, valid and for the most part, non perverted replies, and yes yes yes good job xombie on being a man