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Can you cook?
They could base a manga off my cooking skills
I'm alright at it
I can cook things that are prepackaged
I came... I saw... I decided to order take out
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Post #69914
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1:52 pm, Oct 14 2007
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:/ nah, personal chefs are too expensive. and if you don't pay them, they might poison you

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Kidnap or threaten them -.- duh.

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Post #69916 - Reply to (#69915) by chueisha
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Kidnap or threaten them -.- duh.

read: "poison you"

no one can lord over chefs, they're powerful, in their own way

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Post #69917
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Hmm.. be like those chinese old people, have those stick thing and check if it's poison then eat it like the King xD

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that only works for chn cookings. westerns use different poisons.

and god knows, if i ever hire a chef, the last thing i'm gonna do is hire a chn chef. i want some EURO FOOD!!!!

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Post #69919 - Reply to (#69918) by Israfel
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Quote from Israfel
that only works for chn cookings. westerns use different poisons.

and god knows, if i ever hire a chef, the last thing i'm gonna do is hire a chn chef. i want some EURO FOOD!!!!

And what's the problem with feeding the chef first? If he dies, then he did poison it. If he doesn't than he didn't. Quite simple biggrin

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Smart eh ;D

LOL, yeah last thing >_> everyday is rice for me.. >_>

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=O Layhe is a genius!!!!!

...but...what if he swallowed the antidote before hand?

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Smart eh ;D

LOL, yeah last thing >_> everyday is rice for me.. >_>

lol, ouch, i guess i'm not alone then.

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Post #69923 - Reply to (#69918) by Israfel
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Quote from Israfel
and god knows, if i ever hire a chef, the last thing i'm gonna do is hire a chn chef. i want some EURO FOOD!!!!


Nooo! Chinese food is the best. Just had some a few minutes ago biggrin

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=O Layhe is a genius!!!!!

...but...what if he swallowed the antidote before hand?


Then you've got a problem, I guess... or, you can always use a technique from Middle Ages, when paranoiac royals were afraid of poisons. Just get some small kid and feed it with the food beforehand.

@amaranthine - I agree biggrin So much better than European food *sighs*

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T^T but deserts and stuff are our choice.... [i like watermelon for desert though :]

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=O Layhe is a genius!!!!!

...but...what if he swallowed the antidote before hand?


Then you've got a problem, I guess... or, you can always use a technique from Middle Ages, when paranoiac royals were afraid of poisons. Just get some small kid and feed it with the food beforehand.

@amaranthine - I agree biggrin So much better than European food *sighs*

rofl...small kids...chue, get over here!!! i think i'm ready to kidnap a chef now!

@ amaranthine.. not if you eat it every day

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laugh Oh yea, you're Chinese huh?

I love watermelon, one of my favorite fruits.

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laugh Oh yea, you're Chinese huh?

I love watermelon, one of my favorite fruits.


Wüt? Watermelon is awesome!
Keep them awayfrom me if you
wish to prevent their extinction.

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laugh Oh yea, you're Chinese huh?

I love watermelon, one of my favorite fruits.

you are asian too, now that i found out XD. so why don't you hate azn food?

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