"Oh a doctor? Well, I hope you're a vet..." *Points to bicep* "...because these pythons are sick."
"Oh alright, the ninja poseurs out there now? They light you on fire? I guess I can spare a few seconds to go nuts on some punkers."
"No, I lit myself on fire. I got in pretty deep, and these tootlepuffs are trying to get me all the time."
"YOU. LIT. YOURSELF. ON FIRE. WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE."
*Points to head* "Because. They can't grab me when I'm on fire."
Both excerpts are from the Dr. McNinja webcomic, the coolest webcomic ever.
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Quote from Klapzi
The cool part is that I never get tired of being deceived
Quote from tactics
Just because someone's head was chopped off doesn't mean they're dead. That's just silly.