I'm looking for weird yaoi for one of the programs that I do. Not weird sex acts so much as off-the-wall, wtf? is happening kind of story. A couple examples would be:
Chinko no Tsubuyaki - the famous talking penis story
Junketsu Ningyo
Inu mo Arukeba Fallin' Love

I don't want all transformation, so stories that take a weird turn or are just bizarre. A couple examples:
Love Neco - love doll
The Shop of Magician Sylvan
Renai Chuudoku - anthropomorphized insects
Oshioki Gakuen - Punishment School
Patalliro!

I'm looking for one in particular about a boy who had nothing to eat. Then he got a plant that by licking it provided "nourishment". But I can't remember the title as yet.

I've talked a lot about NAONO Bohra in the past and did "supernatural" last year so I don't want too many of those.

Anything that you can recommend to me, even if you think I'm likely to know it, please include because I may have forgotten.

Thank You!

These are some of the weird ones I've read,
Vibrator company
Desert moon
Sabaku no oujisama
Ushiro no shoumen darling
Bull to arukeba...
Mae yori mo dare yori mo
Oni ni hatsujou
Secret!
Uchi no darling gaikokujin
Ai no gebokutachi
Sorry, I don't know about the plant one.

The one with the plant is Hara Peko Mitsuba Chinko

EDIT: And got I can barely believe it's over 10 years ago that this one was made o.O That was still the time when people said BL will die out soon xD

Sankyuu! I was about to bump this! All suggestions much appreciated!

zephyr4, I didn't know most of these. At least some of them are going to make it into the program!

Chibi-Chibi, I don't know how I missed the plant one! I must have done something in my search that screened it out. It's short but sweet - and weird.

I'll be putting this together until the end of March, so any more suggestions are welcome!